what women would do if they had a penis for a day  

micahbiguns 50M
1308 posts
12/20/2005 8:31 pm

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what women would do if they had a penis for a day

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

widowsaddiction 47F

12/20/2005 8:43 pm

That's fantastic!!!!!!! Pretty damn close to what I would do.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/20/2005 8:49 pm

I would slap things with it.

kats60 56F

12/20/2005 9:08 pm

leave the toilet seat up!

micahbiguns 50M

12/20/2005 9:15 pm

widowsaddiction But of course lol

saintlianna Damn girl you to funny rolflmao

kats60 Tit for tat huh Kat lol

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