happy mothers day all  

micahbiguns 51M
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5/14/2006 5:12 pm

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5/17/2006 12:05 pm

happy mothers day all

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop
urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time
to time, young children will urinate in a pool."

"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"

* * * * Choosing Your Husband * * * *

If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their
fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so
much at weddings.

* * * * The Younger Generations* * * *

Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they
didn't have anything to do with it.

* * * * What is an Antique? * * * *

An antique is something your grandmother bought, your mother
threw out, and you are now buying back.

* * * Things Mom Would Never Say * * *

1. "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

2. "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."

3. "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look
more cheery."

4. "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another

5. "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to
feed and walk him every day."

6. "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough
for me."

7. "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not
like I'm running a prison around here."

8. "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve."

9. "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound
to improve."

m1903a3 59M

5/15/2006 3:45 pm

TTigerAtty 62M

5/15/2006 5:19 pm

Good stuff!

tillerbabe 56F

5/16/2006 12:04 am

Very cute!

micahbiguns 51M

5/17/2006 12:05 pm

SensuallyKatey Yer welcome

m1903a3 Yup Yup

TTigerAtty Glad ya liked it

Tillerbabe thanks

katsback I will be posting about that mess today but the long and short of it is they have no idea who the thieves were.

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