What men would do if they had a vagina for a day  

micahbiguns 50M
1308 posts
12/20/2005 8:27 pm

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What men would do if they had a vagina for a day


10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

WhiffAminoNames 52M
145 posts
12/20/2005 8:47 pm

Funny

I think most men really would spend the first half of the day crying over their lost penis and the second half of the day fucking themselves silly.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/20/2005 8:47 pm

Dude, if you had to go the gyno you wouldnt be saying anything but "Ouch, Sonofabitch I cant wait for this to be over"


Valdrane78 38M

12/20/2005 8:48 pm

I would actually wanna know what it felt like to be fucked and to know what a female orgasm feels like.

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


widowsaddiction 47F

12/20/2005 8:52 pm

I think you forgot to mention the fact that if this were at all possible, your list would be spot on.....but men would do it all while holding and fondling their new found breasts while trying deperately to lick their own nipples.


rm_Trippplebeam 45M

12/20/2005 8:56 pm

Id go to every ladies bathroom and lic the toilet seats !!! OHHH Doughnuts - ROTFLMAO


kats60 56F

12/20/2005 9:09 pm

fall in the toilet , because toilet seat was left up!, lol...kat


micahbiguns 50M

12/20/2005 9:10 pm

sailorboy318 Your right there

saintlianna kinda funny ya said that becuase it was her gyno that my wife make that ex wife was fucking Always wondered why she had so many doctor appts and wanted to go alone

Valdrane78 me too!

widowsaddiction Trying hell lol


micahbiguns 50M

12/20/2005 9:20 pm

Trippplebeam Licking toilet seat Hmmmm .... well if that floats your boat

kats60 Splish Splash .... lmao


vuderhose 45M

12/20/2005 9:23 pm

7 and 5...FUNNY! tripplebeam, that ain't right.


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