Uhhh Honest honey I can explain...  

micahbiguns 50M
1308 posts
12/28/2005 4:34 pm

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Uhhh Honest honey I can explain...

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave." roflmao

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/28/2005 6:07 pm


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/28/2005 7:15 pm

now thats a very good joke

silky x

rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
12/28/2005 7:46 pm

your title caught my eye as I was getting ready to close my day on this chapter of bloggy land and I just had to read this.

Glad that I did My hubby and I had a great laugh over this one, all he could say was..."can you imagine" LOL

hugs and smiles

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