Top 10 Things a Teenage Daughter Doesn't Want to Hear from Her Dad  

micahbiguns 51M
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6/14/2006 12:14 pm

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Top 10 Things a Teenage Daughter Doesn't Want to Hear from Her Dad


10. "Let me explain what 'deductible' means on car
insurance."

9. "Your mom's almost ready. Where are we going on our double date?"

8. "Seems to me last year's prom dress still has some life in it."

7. "I signed us up for the pairs karaoke contest this Friday night."

6. "We ate possum toes like popcorn when I was a kid."

5. "Let's get ice cream, my treat! Just let me grab my jar of coins."

4. "I am proud that you decided to keep the family unibrow."

3. "You don't need to go shopping after all. I picked out a purse for you on my way home."

2. "I ran into Bobby at the grocery store. I told him that you're really hoping he'll ask you to the dance."

1. "By the way, I had to borrow your deodorant yesterday."

TTigerAtty 62M

6/14/2006 12:53 pm

My 22 year-old doesn't like for me to talk politics with her, although she is getting a little bit more receptive. The libs in our school systems do a number on our young people! I will now have to rehabilitate her!


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
6/14/2006 2:48 pm

YIKIEES Micah, those are things that I wouldn't want to here from my dad.

But I can see myself saying that to my son, just to be funny


micahbiguns 51M

6/15/2006 5:47 am

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    My 22 year-old doesn't like for me to talk politics with her, although she is getting a little bit more receptive. The libs in our school systems do a number on our young people! I will now have to rehabilitate her!
Good Luck!!


micahbiguns 51M

6/15/2006 5:48 am

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    YIKIEES Micah, those are things that I wouldn't want to here from my dad.

    But I can see myself saying that to my son, just to be funny
My question is would he think it funny


micahbiguns 51M

6/15/2006 5:49 am

    Quoting DustyWidget:
    Hi dear I thought you'd like the last dance with dear old Dad.
Hmmm I didn't think of that one


micahbiguns 51M

6/15/2006 5:50 am

    Quoting rm_flyaway1012:
    very funny stuff, that woulda sent my gurls on a downward spiral
    fly


micahbiguns 51M

6/15/2006 6:00 am

No thanks are needed


willudomeharder 39F
85 posts
6/15/2006 6:34 am

very very good list.....the sad thing is...I've heard at least 4 of them from my dad!


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
6/15/2006 8:13 am

You forgot - 'I borrowed your razor', ewwww... LOL



Odds


micahbiguns 51M

6/15/2006 8:37 am

    Quoting willudomeharder:
    very very good list.....the sad thing is...I've heard at least 4 of them from my dad!
Makes me wonder which 4


rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
6/15/2006 9:31 pm

I would sure hope so... If he knew I was joking oc course


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