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The perfect day
The perfect day
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:15 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:15 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
9:45 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
7:15 Shower and massage.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 Shit, shower, shave.
7:45 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton Hillary and Al Gore arest in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
8:30 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep