The Duh award goes to...  

micahbiguns 50M
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1/27/2006 7:16 am

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The Duh award goes to...

From a radio program, a true report of a happening in Michigan.

A guy in Michigan buys a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee for $30,000 and has $400+ monthly payments. He and a friend decide to go duck hunting, but, of course, all the lakes are frozen. These two Atomic Brains go to the lake with guns, a dog, beer and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready.

Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it is going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill. Out of the back of the new Grand Cherokee comes a stick of dynamite with a short, 40-second fuse. Now these two Rocket Scientists do realize that if they place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they (and the new Grand Cherokee) are standing, they risk slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and they might possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast. So, they decide to light the fuse and throw the dynamite.

Remember I mentioned a vehicle, beer, guns and a dog? Yes, the dog: A highly trained black lab used for retrieving, especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog sprints off across the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice.

The two men wonder what to do. They yell, scream, and wave their arms wildly. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with 8 duck shot, hardly big enough to kill a black lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, and then continues on. Another shot and the dog, still alive, becomes really confused and scared, thinking these two Nobel Prize winners have gone insane.

He takes off to find cover, (with the now really short fuse burning on the stick of dynamite)... under the brand new Cherokee. BOOM ! Dog and Cherokee are blown to bits and sink to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two candidates for Co-leaders of the Known Universe standing there with a "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered.

He had yet to make the first of those $400+ a month payments.

I feel sorry for the dog!!

1023 posts
1/28/2006 8:57 am

I agree with you about the dog. It would be very funny except for that. I could think of so many better uses for dynamite, but for some reason, they never give me any. I don't believe in such things, you know, but there should be some form of Hell where that guy should have to be the dog in that scenario for eternity, and it all should start with completing the 400 a month payments while driving some ragged a** ol' busted up ride.

Good post Guns!

micahbiguns 50M

1/28/2006 3:21 pm

HORNYVIKING722 Thanks. Like ya said he will probably have to drive junk while hepays for his lost ride

tillerbabe 55F

1/28/2006 6:06 pm

Yeah! MY GOD! I feel so bad for the doggie! And this is where Natural Selection is supposed to "get rid of" the dudes! Not the Doggie!

micahbiguns 50M

1/28/2006 10:34 pm

tillerbabe Glad you visited my little blog,and yeah I know what you mean if two men were ever more perfect for natural selection.

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