TTiger suffering from the baby blues  

micahbiguns 50M
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5/8/2006 1:35 pm

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TTiger suffering from the baby blues

TTigerAtty has given birth to"ugly alien" baby

by Ima Gossip, AdultFriendFinder Weekly Staff Writer

Cape Girardeau, Missouri, -Confirmed The new momhas had his/her baby on May 6, 2006 11:23 am. It is official and now that the baby has been delivered it seems that, S/he is suffering from post par tum depression. In a recent interview Tige had this to say,
" Now, that I have had a sex-change operation, fart quite a bit and have had an ugly alien child TTigerJr she no longer finds me sexually desirable." (The she in question isMOfunNOWWOW. now as a mother Tige has claimed "I won't drink beer or eat bratwurst lest my flatulence disturbs you and everyone sitting near" also stated, "To compound the situation, my dick is shrinking, and I suppose it will ultimately disappear altogether." S/he asked for help from Blogland " knowing full-well my condition and knowing that there is currently no known cure for it, well I was wondering if anyone out there might have an extra strap-on "pecker" that they are not currently utilizing. Perhaps, you already have several and have an older model just laying around gathering dust. Perhaps, you could loan it to me for awhile, until I see what is going to happen with this disappearing "pecker" condition I have contracted."
Tige had tears running down his/her cheeks as s/he wailed "MOjac promised she'd help me to deliver my ugly alien baby.

In a full hysterical crying jag s/he said "My life is in a shambles! And that's the story of me and MO,My pregnancy, shrinking dick and all my woes!" I think I need to move out of the country and start a new life. But, who will take me? " It is so sad to see how the mighty have fallen!


TTigerAtty 62M

5/8/2006 3:22 pm

I thought phoenix_law had taken care of paying off the press so that this crap would not get published?! Phoenix, your legal services are no longer required! Send me your final bill!

I have learned that, rather than looking after my damned civil suit for defamation against Director Kathleen Spielberg aka katsback aka [blog snobsback], he was actually consorting and socializing with her and also my ex-wife MOfunNOWWOW. Apparently, they are now conspiring with the AdultFriendFinder Daily Times to smear my reputation and malign my good name, the purpose of which is not entirely clear.

Perhaps, I had become too popular and thus too expensive to fit into the budget for Kathleen Spielberg's low-budget, third-rate movies. Perhaps, my ex-wife, MOfunNOWWOW, is seeking to run me out of the movie industry, so that I can no longer find work and therefore have no excuse for not taking care of our twins. Perhaps, Director Spielberg is just doing this to generate publicity within Blogville prior to the release of 'Journeys 5', her new movie.

This comes at a very unfortunate time, because I thought that MOfunNOWWOW were attempting to reconcile. The Beano had been working and I was preparing to check myself into the Mayo Clinic to undergo penile implant surgery. She seemed to be pleased with my efforts to address problems that had developed after giving birth to TTigerJr.

Now, this broadly read article will embarrass not only me but also MOfunNOWWOW, and I fear she will want to put as much distance between us as possible. Besides, Phoenix has been using all of this to his advantage as he makes persistent romantic advances toward MO.

I need a good lawyer, one I can trust, one who won't try to f**k my ex-wife! If anyone out there is interested in my case, please call me at 1.800.CAT.PAWS!


rm_phoenix_law 60M

5/8/2006 6:54 pm

I believe I've been slandered!!!


micahbiguns 50M

5/8/2006 10:01 pm

TTigerAtty I have checked with my staff reporter Ima Gossip and she swears that these are all direct Quotes taken as excerpts from your very own bLOG. Seeing as you have tried to stop the free exchange of gossip err uhh what I meant to say was the news you leave me no choice but to counter sue. phoenix_law would you like to represent me in this counter suite as your previous client has fired you?


micahbiguns 50M

5/8/2006 10:08 pm

katsback Nothing that s/he does will surprise me s/he is desperate and border line neurotic. Someone better keep an eye on TTigerJRyou never know what Tiger is going to do


micahbiguns 50M

5/8/2006 10:11 pm

phoenix_law Yes you have come represent the AdultFriendFinder weekly and you can add slander and defamation charges in also trying to bribe a staff reporter. Shouldn't that be worth some jail time?


micahbiguns 50M

5/8/2006 10:15 pm

katsback I am trying to get phoenix_law to represent me in a counter suite. Don't spoil it by giving S/heany Ideas


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

5/8/2006 11:02 pm

Why now I see the source of all the gossip. Call TTigeratty @ 1-800-KEWPEE-U for MO idle gossip as Tiger has gone off the deep end. Pheonix can you take me on again er uh I mean take me on as a client? {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


dasher121 36M

5/9/2006 4:27 am

sorry to TTiger, that kid is DEF not winning any cute awards, thats for sure! hahaha,

TheDude.


bardicman 50M

5/9/2006 1:20 pm

All this talk of Slander and yet I am the one cast as the ugly Alien Baby.
Shame of it is, other that being squirted out TTiger's ass.. I am not sure if being an ugly alien baby is a slanderous comment or perhaps a compliment.

Fuck, I just got the visual on being squirted out TTigers ass.



I am not dead yet


micahbiguns 50M

5/9/2006 7:19 pm

katsback Ok will do

MOfunNOWWOW Like Ima Gossip said "these are all direct excerpts from TTigerAtty"s own blog

dasher121 Who knows maybe that is cute on his home planet??

bardicman ROFLMAO
katsback source would not have known what to do with him. Because of the alien dna in TTigerJr he grew up rather quickly and ages very fast he is like 90 in human years now lol your baby only has yours and source dna


micahbiguns 50M

5/11/2006 12:03 pm

katsback
Thank you see what 3 years of no sex leads to lol


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