micahbiguns 51M
1308 posts
4/1/2006 7:53 am

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4/10/2006 9:08 am


It is the weekend and my baby is ready to roll. Carol and I are taking off for Oklahoma, she has never been to a rodeo and we are going to try to find one. Anybody know of any being held? If not at least it is an excuse to take the Goat out yeahaw.

And here is a funny one for you Carol shared it with me

I'm looking for a place to stay for the weekend because my wife kicked me out. For some reason she's mad at me.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, fishing, golfing, watching TV. You know, important

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went
into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

After that she just lost it and kicked me out! Can you believe that?

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/2/2006 10:07 pm

micah..Sounds like a 'Military' tactic to me...tooth brushes...mess kit knives...used to scrape paint off only turn around and re-paint said windows...


rm_iceman021423 32M
44 posts
4/4/2006 1:49 pm

i love it! that was just too bad, you should of did something about it be4 it went to that pt. but i take off my hat for your bravory

TTigerAtty 62M

4/5/2006 4:12 pm

That's a funny story! I'll bet that toothbrush did piss her off! Have fun in Oklahoma!

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