OOPS Did I just say that  

micahbiguns 50M
1308 posts
3/18/2006 3:20 pm

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OOPS Did I just say that


A guy is in line at the supermarket, when he notices that a
very sexy Blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
hello to him.

So, he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be
the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been
unfaithful.

"Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper from my
bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my
friends, while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery
and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher.


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
3/19/2006 7:36 pm

Too frikkin' funny!!! Thanks, my dear. (And yes ... I'd love to dance.) *gentle hugs*

Safira


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micahbiguns 50M

3/19/2006 8:06 pm

_Safira While we may not be able to dance at least we share a laugh and a moment of human kindness *hugs*


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