Now I know why I am always tired  

micahbiguns 51M
1308 posts
1/6/2006 5:48 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Now I know why I am always tired


For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep,
not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job,
earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of.

But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired,
which leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school,
which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government,
which leaves 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces
preoccupied with killing Bin Laden,
which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14,800,000 people
who work for state and city governments
and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
which leaves 1,212,000 to do the work.

As of today, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves JUST TWO PEOPLE to do the work...

YOU and ME!!

And there you are sitting on your butt,
at your computer, reading jokes. Nice, real nice...

FeistySyn 52F

1/9/2006 5:36 pm

OK, this was sooooo funny, I have to ask... did you come up with this on your own, or steal it from someone else? ....

... and I don't know about you, but I thought *sex* was supposed to come into this deal at some point... but since it's down to only you and me doing all the work ... and I am in AZ and you are ??? (well I have no clue where you are since your profile is off!) does that mean, not only do we have to do all the work, but we also have no time for sex? ...

... screw that... I have already been married twice.

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
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micahbiguns 51M

1/10/2006 6:16 pm

    Quoting FeistySyn:
    OK, this was sooooo funny, I have to ask... did you come up with this on your own, or steal it from someone else? ....

    ... and I don't know about you, but I thought *sex* was supposed to come into this deal at some point... but since it's down to only you and me doing all the work ... and I am in AZ and you are ??? (well I have no clue where you are since your profile is off!) does that mean, not only do we have to do all the work, but we also have no time for sex? ...

    ... screw that... I have already been married twice.
Ok i have to admit thaty this was sent to me and i had to shre it because it amused me. Where am I driving somewhere in Indiana Where i live is in Ga My profile is turned off because I recentally met someone special and I still visit because I like it here


FeistySyn 52F

1/10/2006 7:41 pm

very funny stuff... thx so much for sharing and I wish you all the best with your special friend!

Syn

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


micahbiguns 51M

1/10/2006 9:06 pm

FeistySyn thx and good luck to you


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