374 Ova on the Wall  

mi_mwpm 51M
1175 posts
6/10/2005 8:10 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

374 Ova on the Wall

OK, I've had all the serious I can take right now. This is my work, unless you think it sucks, then I found it on the internet.

(sung to the obvious tune of 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall)

374 ova on the wall, 374 ova.
First one Falls, "Mother!" she calls.
373 ova on the wall.

373 ova on the wall, 373 ova
Next one falls, no sperm at all
372 ova on the wall.

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338 ova on the wall, 338 ova.
Why am I late? What a cruel twist of fate!
337 ova on the wall.

337 ova on the wall, 337 ova
Got a script to fill, I'm on the pill.
336 ova on the wall

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218 ova on the wall, 218 ova.
Why, I'm late! This is great!
217 ova on the wall.

217 ova on the wall, 217 ova.
Nothin to fall, baby's holding them all.
217 ova on the wall.

(repeat previous verse 9 times)

217 ova on the wall, 217 ova.
Next one falls, "Get away!" she calls.
216 ova on the wall

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205 ova on wall, 205 ova.
Next one falls, still gotta a baby to haul.
204 ova on the wall.

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97 ova on the wall, 97 ova.
"Just one more?" Says she. "Hit me with the door!" says he.
96 ova on the wall.

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1 ovum on the wall, just one ovum.
Last one falls, last worry of all.
No more ova on the wall.

No more ova on the wall, no more at all!
"Say," grins she, "let's play!"
No more ova on the wall.


mi_mwpm 51M

6/11/2005 6:15 am

Excuse me? Have you seen a rabbit? A white rabbit, with a rather large pocketwatch? I'm sure he went this way...

(snicker)


Apolybear 54M

6/11/2005 9:25 pm

I'm impressed! That's good stuff JF!


keithcancook 60M
17788 posts
6/20/2005 1:42 pm

I like your creative side. Not bad for a former nerd.


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