why we men are happier people...........  

methodman1000 40M
1739 posts
10/7/2005 4:30 am

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why we men are happier people...........


What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing
a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder we men are happier!

69baby75 44F

10/7/2005 6:18 am

baby you are so right my man will love this!!!


guynamedjim 58M
729 posts
10/7/2005 7:51 am

Also the air-guitar is readily available at moments notice! HIT IT!


rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
10/7/2005 7:52 am

Once again full of laughs

If I didn't know any better I would think that my husband wrote this, he is always spouting this stuff to me


digdug41 49M

10/7/2005 8:12 am

roflmao hey man you got some shit here I'll definitely be peepin your blog from now on can always use a good hearty laugh in the morning

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/7/2005 8:16 am

For me, ditto:

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours. (currently renovating it)
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant. (never again!)
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. ( I know my stuff)
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay. (PLEEEEEEEEEASE)
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You can open all your own jars.
You can play with toys all your life.

I'm pretty damn happy for a woman.


MillsShipsGayly 51M

10/7/2005 8:18 am

Does this mean men are LOW maintenance also ?????? lol

BUT also, men are happy because ...... there are WOMEN !


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
10/7/2005 10:25 am

am happy there is a generakl consensus men r happier people

digdug41-thankz and u are welcome anytime

DT-Been xpecting your comment welcum to the "men happier club",still lokin for a blind,lol

mike-long time-u right as usual-we are happier cuz there are women


MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
10/7/2005 11:50 am

hmmmm...got to be the one to contradict!!!!

i as a woman...am very happy!!! much happier than some men!!!!

i do agree with some of the things you said...well most...but!!! being a woman...is never a bad thing!!!

live more, laugh often, love much


guynamedjim 58M
729 posts
10/8/2005 12:39 pm

. . . guitar solo )))) ya ya ya


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