the honeymoon...  

methodman1000 39M
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4/25/2006 12:09 am

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4/27/2006 1:07 am

the honeymoon...


bardicman decided to propose to his girl,sandy but prior to her acceptance she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.She informed bardicman that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was ok because he loved her soooo much.However, bardicman felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too.bardicman looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant-sized penis."Sandy and bardicmangot married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
bardicman whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another. .As Sandy put her hands in bardicman pants she began to scream and run out of the room! bardicman ran after her to find out what was wrong.She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!""Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"

catseyes23 61F

4/25/2006 1:16 am

That's too funny!

Cats...


free2chose2 66F

4/25/2006 8:55 am

very funny

Don't worry, be Happy


want2play926 45F

4/25/2006 5:21 pm

OMG! ROTFLMAO.............so good!


bardicman 50M

4/26/2006 1:14 am

ROFL Method.

God what a dream...



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