stoned monkey.........  

methodman1000 40M
1739 posts
10/7/2005 3:37 am

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stoned monkey.........

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks

The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have some joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree,smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much waterdid you drink?"

rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
10/7/2005 8:02 am

Spousal unit and I like this one

Too funny,

Straycatsetsuko 61F

10/7/2005 8:02 am

Hey, tell the monkey send some of that stuff over here!

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/7/2005 8:08 am


MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
10/7/2005 11:54 am

ROTFLMAO!!!! that was pretty funny!!!

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