new drugs for women.........  

methodman1000 40M
1739 posts
10/27/2005 7:20 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

new drugs for women.........

saw this somewhere thought i should share it .....
D A M N I T O L :
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T :
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N :
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O :
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L :
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R :
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N :
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?.

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N :
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T :
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T :
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.

caressmewell 53F

10/27/2005 8:10 am

LOL - I need several of these.

saddletrampsk 54F

10/27/2005 8:28 am

LMAO..I think I need a couple of prescriptions..thanks for the laughs I needed it today..

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
10/27/2005 8:58 am

hmmm i dunt want your guys callin me and telling me am a bad influence on their ladies.....and pls try it at home at your own risk,lol

redmustang91 57M  
8605 posts
10/27/2005 9:02 am

How about emotitol: the woman takes it before a date so she can have the internal dialog of all the proper emotional and supportive statements the guy should say and doesn't, and then she will have sex with him without the guy having to fake and articulate the emotions he does not know how to feel!

pussnboots694 73M/78F

10/27/2005 6:19 pm

back for my fix..
Thank you so..
and thanks for (trying)..
I love your soul..
You are beautiful..

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
10/28/2005 12:48 am

thanks redmustang emotitol,lol.........

pussnboots64-YW and i will always try till am perfect..

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