TYPES OF PUSSY  

methodman1000 40M
1739 posts
7/24/2005 11:33 am

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1/8/2007 3:50 am

TYPES OF PUSSY


HMMM here i go again after an extensive study on the subject matter i av come to the conclusion that there r 10 types of pussy

i think i deserve an oscar or some kind of an award.so ladies n gentleman decide which type of pussy u r or u r with

#1.LAZY PUSSY
This is when there is no movement on the woman's
part except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into
the pussy.She says faster, faster but still is not putting any
effort into the action at hand.

#2 THE WENDY"S WINDOW PUSSY
This is the girl you pick up around 12:30 am. When
everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is
waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her
from the car because she knows the deal. She usually is not the best
looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and
you hate that she mentions your name to her friends. There is no
reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for
conversation. It is all agreed upon before she evens gets into the car.
Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because
that might spoil the mood.

#3THE CONQUERED PUSSY
This is the girl who teased you for about two or
three years and finally you get your chance and you please the pussy
in a way it has never been pleased before. Now you have this girl
calling you and wondering when ya'll can HOOK UP again. There is no
pussy better than THE CONQUERED PUSSY.

#4THE ALL INCLUSIVE PUSSY
This when you get all the benefits of sex. The
pussy is yours for the taking. Whether it is night or day, still in
her church dress type pussy. The pussy smells like roses even after
sex and tastes better than candy. Not only is the pussy yours
whenever or wherever you want it, she give you ALL the sexual favors you
can imagine. The head is tremendous, the kind that you write your
niggas in jail about and she can handle the dick when you hit it from the
back.
To top it off, she is not scared to take it in the ass. This is in close running
with THE CONQUERED PUSSY for the best pussy to ever get.

#5THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY
This is the pussy you met on the last trip you and
the fellas took. She only keeps in touch via email and she does not
want a long distance relationship. She visits only at your
discretion and always comes alone but is willing to bring a friend. She
is number one when you go back to that city and only wants to have
lunch to catch up on missed conversation. THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY is
necessary for the traveling single man.

#6THE FRUSTRATION PUSSY
This is the girl you call when you need to let some
loose. You decide to call her when your day at work is
miserable. You may even set this up before leaving work or on the way home.
The only reason for this activity to take place is to get your mind
off of other things. Afterwards you might think to yourself and
say why did I just do that. The girl who is receiving the dick
doesn't mind cause she doesn't get much action to begin with. THE
FRUSTRATION PUSSY is sometimes THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY.

#7THE FREQUENT FLIER PUSSY
This is the girl you know is fucking around, but you
just don't care. She has lubrications that are halfway used already.
She always has condom wrappers in her bathroom trash and been in
the fridge. The only reason why you keep fuckin because it's
good, she's not bad looking and there could never be a relationship. It
has not been proven, but she could have fucked one of the guys
you use to go to school with. The pussy is not loose, but it is not
THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY. I'll get to that later . . .

#8TIME TO GO PUSSY
This is the pussy that when the pants come off her
you can smell the nahh nahh. Fellas if this happens, it is not even
worth the two bars of soap it will take to get rid of the stench off
your dick. This occurs with girls you bring home from the club, so
to avoid this, take a good whiff while in the car with her or
better yet invite her to take a shower with you.

#9THE TOO CLOSES FOR COMFORT PUSSY
This is the girl everyone expects you to fuck. You
haven't touched her cause she either has a big mouth, lives next
door or is a close friend of the family's relative. There is also the
chance that she is all three. She is cute but you know the
consequences. She continues to tease you with the pussy and at any
moment when the both of you are alone, she lets you know she wants to
fuck. The best thing to do is fuck her friend. But last but not
least . . .

#10THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY
This is the girl that you fucked only one time because
she could not handle the dick. No matter the position you tried,
she complains that it hurts. Not only is she screaming like you
are murdering the woman, but she puts her hands on your hips so that
you can't get your full stroke on. It's like fucking with half of your
dick. She does not know the proper way to suck dick so there is no
pleasure there and doggy style to her is Snoop's first album.

redmustang91 57M  
8605 posts
7/24/2005 12:15 pm

You are lucky to have gotten so much pussy you can categorize them like Darwin classifying finches! Girls, lets hear the dick classifications!


TattooedWolf 47M

7/24/2005 2:55 pm

Too true! And I've fucked every one of them.


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