Sex Timetable  

methodman1000 39M
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2/27/2006 9:38 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Sex Timetable

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him,to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love
for the rest of their marriage.While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we
only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator
magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her banker husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for
you upstairs."

crazygurl2xx 56F

2/27/2006 10:53 am


Darkpassion 57F

2/27/2006 11:05 am

Oh the glories of youth! Your pic is mouth watering.

_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

2/28/2006 1:11 am


kelly402005 52F

2/28/2006 7:31 am

Love it!

tillerbabe 55F

3/1/2006 3:07 am

i'm "good" with can never have too much fun!

MWWwantsmore 51F

3/1/2006 8:48 am

LMAO your jokes are as good as some of mine

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