PENIS TITLE..............  

methodman1000 40M
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10/6/2005 5:22 am

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PENIS TITLE..............

* The Absolut Vodka penis: It's absolut' perfection.
* The Alkaseltzer penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz... Oh, what a relief it is...

* The All-State penis: You're in good hands.

* The American Express penis: Don't leave home without it.

* The AOL penis: It's so easy to use, no wonder it's #1?

* The AT&T penis: Reach out and touch someone.

* The Avis penis: Trying harder than ever.

* The Barney penis: It says "I love you!"

* The Beatles penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.

* The Beavis penis: Look! it's changing color!

* The Beef penis: It's what's for dinner.

* The Bic Lighter penis: Go ahead flick my bic!

* The Big Red penis: It's longer with big red.

* The Borden penis: It's GOT to be good.

* The Bounty penis: The quicker picker-upper.

* The Budweiser penis: This bud's for you!

* The Burger King penis: Have it your way..

* The C&C music factory penis: Makes you go hmmmmm...

* The California Lotto penis: Who's next?

* The Calloway Putter penis: It will improve your stroke.

* The Cambells soup penis: Mmm mmm good!

* The Captain Planet penis: Go PENIS!!

* The Champion penis: The official penis of the '96 U.S.A olympic team.

* The Charmin double roll penis: It lasts longer because it is longer.

* The Chevy penis: Like a rock.

* The Chips Ahoy penis: Betcha bite a chip. (huh?)

* The Cinnamon Toast Crunch penis: Its the adult thing to do.

* The Citibank visa penis: It's everywhere you want to be.

* The CNN Sports Illustrated penis: As interactive as you can get without getting bruised.

* The Cobain penis: It blows itself away.

* The Coca Cola penis: Always the Real Thing.

* The Crest penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.

* The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool treats (we treat you right)

* The Dial penis: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

* The Diet Pepsi penis: You got the right one, baby.

* The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it...

* The Dodge Neon penis: There's a "lot more to love!"

* The Domino's Pizza penis: Delivers in 30 minutes or less!

* The Doublemint penis: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

* The Doublemint penis: Chewing really satisfies.

* The Energizer penis: It keeps going and going...

* The Erricson Cell Phone penis: Whip out your little one.

* The Equal penis: Tastes like Sugar.

* The Excedrin penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.

* The Extra penis: Lasts an extra extra extra long time!

* The Flintstone's Vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing!

* The Ford penis: The best never rest.

* The Franks Red Hot Sauce penis: It's the oooh without the ouch.

* The Frosted Flakes penis: They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!

* The Fruit-by-the Foot penis: Need I say more?

* The FTD penis: Some of life's best moments come FTD.

* The General Electric penis: We bring good things to life!

* The Generic penis: One size fits all.

* The George of the Jungle penis: Watch out for that....tree?

* The Gillette penis: The best a man can get.

* The GMC Envoy penis: It's the real mcCoy.

* The GMC Yukon penis: Beautifully designed. Powerfully built. Genetically engineered.

* The Hardees Breakfast penis: Rise and shine.

* The Helene Zinn penis: You can't eat that!!!

* The Insinkerator Disposal penis: The choice of 9 out of 10 professionals.

* The Jell-O penis: Watch it wiggle, watch it jiggle...

* The Jewel penis: Take a new look at an old friend.

* The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: Self-explanatory

* The Juicy Fruit penis: The taste is gonna move ya.

* The Just For Men penis: A sure thing for a natural look.

* The Kix penis: Kid tested, mother approved.

* The Knick Knack Patty Wack penis: This old man comes rolling home!!

* The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one!

* The Life penis: Mikey likes it.

* The Life Call penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.

* The Little Caesar's penis: Penis!! Penis!! or Pleaser! Pleaser!

* The Lucky Charms penis: They're magically delicious!

* The Luv's penis: It'll take a load off your mind.

* The Macintosh penis: It does more,it costs less,it's that simple.

* The Magnavox penis: Smart. Very Smart.

* The McDonald's penis: Over 8 billion served.

* The McDonald's penis: Have you had your break today?

*The MCI penis: For friends and family!

* The Men's Healthy Magazine penis: It's a perfect fit.

* The MicroMachines penis: A whole world, in the palm your hand.

* The Microsoft penis: Where do you want to go today?

* The Milk penis: It does a body good!

* The Miller Lite penis: Great taste, less filling.

* The M&M penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand!

* The Monty Python penis II: "Every sperm is sacred...."

* The Mortal Kombat penis: Nothing can prepare you.

* The NBA on TNT penis: Ever want something so bad it hurts?

* The New York Lotto penis: Cause hey - you never know.

* The Newport penis: It's alive with pleasure.

* The Nike penis: Just do it.

* The Nintendo penis: Now you're playing with power.

* The Nuprin penis: Little, Yellow, Different.

* The Nyquil penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing,runny nose, itching, burning, so you can't rest penis.

* The Oasics Running Shoe penis: There's one less excuse to skip a day.

* The Payday penis: Its almost totally nuts!

* The Phillips MOM penis: It's always stimulant free.

* The Pillsbury Flour penis: It comes plain or self rising.

* The Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great.

* The Pontiac penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps!

* The Portofino Bay penis: Extraordinary. Exciting. Exceptional.

* The Post Selects Cereal penis: Not everything that goes into "Post Selects" fits.

* The Power of Cheese penis: Just saying it is enough to make you smile.

* The Pringles penis: Once you pop, you can't stop...

* The Psychic penis: It knows you are coming before you do..

* The Purdue penis: More meat, less bone.

* The Ragu penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.

* The Reach Toothbrush penis: It cleans hard to reach places.

* The Reese's penis: How do you eat your penis?

* The Rice Krispies penis: what does your penis say to you?

* The Right Guard penis: Anything less is uncivilized.

* The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of ten moms.

* The Robutussin penis: Recommended by Dr. Mom...

* The Sanka penis: Good to the last drop!

* The Sears penis: Come see the softer side.

* The Secret penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

* The Sega penis: PENIS!

* The Siskel & Ebert penis: 2 thumbs up...

* The Slim Fast penis: Helps you loose weight, makes you feel great.

* The Snickers penis: It satisfies you.

* The Speed Stick Ultimate penis: It kills 99% of odor-causing germs for 24 hours.

* The Springmaid penis: Makes you snore like a lady.

* The Sprite penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything.

* The Starburst penis: The juice is loose!

* The Star Trek penis: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.

* The Subaru All Wheel Drive penis: You can put it where the sun don't shine.

* The Taco Bell penis: Get some; make a run for the border!

* The Sustecal penis : More protein, less fat !

* The Timex penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on.......

* The Tombstone penis: What would you like on your penis?

* The Tootsie Roll Pop penis: How many licks DOES it take ...?

* The Toyota penis: I love what you do for me!

* The Toyota penis: Oh,what a feeling.

* The Transformers penis: It's more than meets the eye.

* The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy.

* The Uncle Sam penis: We want you.

* The Viagra penis: It lets the dance begin.

* The Virginia Slims penis: You've come a long way, baby!

* The Wendy's penis: Where's the beef?

* The Wendy's penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.

* The Wizard of Oz penis: "Oh my!"

* The Yellow Pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.

MsLoveRose 33F  
2432 posts
10/6/2005 11:39 am

those are tooo funny...and oh so true!!!

live more, laugh often, love much

rm_chill57 34F
180 posts
5/11/2006 6:14 am


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