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* The Absolut Vodka penis: It's absolut' perfection.
* The Alkaseltzer penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz... Oh, what a relief it is...
* The All-State penis: You're in good hands.
* The American Express penis: Don't leave home without it.
* The AOL penis: It's so easy to use, no wonder it's #1?
* The AT&T penis: Reach out and touch someone.
* The Avis penis: Trying harder than ever.
* The Barney penis: It says "I love you!"
* The Beatles penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
* The Beavis penis: Look! it's changing color!
* The Beef penis: It's what's for dinner.
* The Bic Lighter penis: Go ahead flick my bic!
* The Big Red penis: It's longer with big red.
* The Borden penis: It's GOT to be good.
* The Bounty penis: The quicker picker-upper.
* The Budweiser penis: This bud's for you!
* The Burger King penis: Have it your way..
* The C&C music factory penis: Makes you go hmmmmm...
* The California Lotto penis: Who's next?
* The Calloway Putter penis: It will improve your stroke.
* The Cambells soup penis: Mmm mmm good!
* The Captain Planet penis: Go PENIS!!
* The Champion penis: The official penis of the '96 U.S.A olympic team.
* The Charmin double roll penis: It lasts longer because it is longer.
* The Chevy penis: Like a rock.
* The Chips Ahoy penis: Betcha bite a chip. (huh?)
* The Cinnamon Toast Crunch penis: Its the adult thing to do.
* The Citibank visa penis: It's everywhere you want to be.
* The CNN Sports Illustrated penis: As interactive as you can get without getting bruised.
* The Cobain penis: It blows itself away.
* The Coca Cola penis: Always the Real Thing.
* The Crest penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
* The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool treats (we treat you right)
* The Dial penis: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
* The Diet Pepsi penis: You got the right one, baby.
* The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it...
* The Dodge Neon penis: There's a "lot more to love!"
* The Domino's Pizza penis: Delivers in 30 minutes or less!
* The Doublemint penis: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
* The Doublemint penis: Chewing really satisfies.
* The Energizer penis: It keeps going and going...
* The Erricson Cell Phone penis: Whip out your little one.
* The Equal penis: Tastes like Sugar.
* The Excedrin penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
* The Extra penis: Lasts an extra extra extra long time!
* The Flintstone's Vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing!
* The Ford penis: The best never rest.
* The Franks Red Hot Sauce penis: It's the oooh without the ouch.
* The Frosted Flakes penis: They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
* The Fruit-by-the Foot penis: Need I say more?
* The FTD penis: Some of life's best moments come FTD.
* The General Electric penis: We bring good things to life!
* The Generic penis: One size fits all.
* The George of the Jungle penis: Watch out for that....tree?
* The Gillette penis: The best a man can get.
* The GMC Envoy penis: It's the real mcCoy.
* The GMC Yukon penis: Beautifully designed. Powerfully built. Genetically engineered.
* The Hardees Breakfast penis: Rise and shine.
* The Helene Zinn penis: You can't eat that!!!
* The Insinkerator Disposal penis: The choice of 9 out of 10 professionals.
* The Jell-O penis: Watch it wiggle, watch it jiggle...
* The Jewel penis: Take a new look at an old friend.
* The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: Self-explanatory
* The Juicy Fruit penis: The taste is gonna move ya.
* The Just For Men penis: A sure thing for a natural look.
* The Kix penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
* The Knick Knack Patty Wack penis: This old man comes rolling home!!
* The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one!
* The Life penis: Mikey likes it.
* The Life Call penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.
* The Little Caesar's penis: Penis!! Penis!! or Pleaser! Pleaser!
* The Lucky Charms penis: They're magically delicious!
* The Luv's penis: It'll take a load off your mind.
* The Macintosh penis: It does more,it costs less,it's that simple.
* The Magnavox penis: Smart. Very Smart.
* The McDonald's penis: Over 8 billion served.
* The McDonald's penis: Have you had your break today?
*The MCI penis: For friends and family!
* The Men's Healthy Magazine penis: It's a perfect fit.
* The MicroMachines penis: A whole world, in the palm your hand.
* The Microsoft penis: Where do you want to go today?
* The Milk penis: It does a body good!
* The Miller Lite penis: Great taste, less filling.
* The M&M penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand!
* The Monty Python penis II: "Every sperm is sacred...."
* The Mortal Kombat penis: Nothing can prepare you.
* The NBA on TNT penis: Ever want something so bad it hurts?
* The New York Lotto penis: Cause hey - you never know.
* The Newport penis: It's alive with pleasure.
* The Nike penis: Just do it.
* The Nintendo penis: Now you're playing with power.
* The Nuprin penis: Little, Yellow, Different.
* The Nyquil penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing,runny nose, itching, burning, so you can't rest penis.
* The Oasics Running Shoe penis: There's one less excuse to skip a day.
* The Payday penis: Its almost totally nuts!
* The Phillips MOM penis: It's always stimulant free.
* The Pillsbury Flour penis: It comes plain or self rising.
* The Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great.
* The Pontiac penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps!
* The Portofino Bay penis: Extraordinary. Exciting. Exceptional.
* The Post Selects Cereal penis: Not everything that goes into "Post Selects" fits.
* The Power of Cheese penis: Just saying it is enough to make you smile.
* The Pringles penis: Once you pop, you can't stop...
* The Psychic penis: It knows you are coming before you do..
* The Purdue penis: More meat, less bone.
* The Ragu penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
* The Reach Toothbrush penis: It cleans hard to reach places.
* The Reese's penis: How do you eat your penis?
* The Rice Krispies penis: what does your penis say to you?
* The Right Guard penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
* The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of ten moms.
* The Robutussin penis: Recommended by Dr. Mom...
* The Sanka penis: Good to the last drop!
* The Sears penis: Come see the softer side.
* The Secret penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
* The Sega penis: PENIS!
* The Siskel & Ebert penis: 2 thumbs up...
* The Slim Fast penis: Helps you loose weight, makes you feel great.
* The Snickers penis: It satisfies you.
* The Speed Stick Ultimate penis: It kills 99% of odor-causing germs for 24 hours.
* The Springmaid penis: Makes you snore like a lady.
* The Sprite penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything.
* The Starburst penis: The juice is loose!
* The Star Trek penis: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
* The Subaru All Wheel Drive penis: You can put it where the sun don't shine.
* The Taco Bell penis: Get some; make a run for the border!
* The Sustecal penis : More protein, less fat !
* The Timex penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on.......
* The Tombstone penis: What would you like on your penis?
* The Tootsie Roll Pop penis: How many licks DOES it take ...?
* The Toyota penis: I love what you do for me!
* The Toyota penis: Oh,what a feeling.
* The Transformers penis: It's more than meets the eye.
* The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy.
* The Uncle Sam penis: We want you.
* The Viagra penis: It lets the dance begin.
* The Virginia Slims penis: You've come a long way, baby!
* The Wendy's penis: Where's the beef?
* The Wendy's penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
* The Wizard of Oz penis: "Oh my!"
* The Yellow Pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
10/6/2005 11:39 am
those are tooo funny...and oh so true!!!|
live more, laugh often, love much
5/11/2006 6:14 am
I LOVE THE NAMES!!!!|