methodman1000 40M
1739 posts
1/23/2006 8:03 am

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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped
out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would
think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them
and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with
her husband.Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.


Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?

A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every
woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

MillsShipsGayly 51M

1/23/2006 8:55 am

Methinks you are starting to suck up to the ladies with all this man-unfriendly humor

Love that black widow joke !!!

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
1/23/2006 9:24 am

Lord, these were funny! I needed a good laugh this morning. I even like the title ~giggles~ ..........which is what I do look at that picture of yours...nervously. lol Love ya!

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
1/23/2006 9:25 am

~ smilez ~


1/23/2006 9:36 am

I love em'

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
1/23/2006 9:41 am

many a serious thing is said in jest, MM !

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

want2play926 45F

1/23/2006 12:01 pm

Gotta love a man with humor......

Thanks Method....i needed come over and give me the 'other' thing that I need..*wink


sexymermaid6956 63F
26393 posts
1/23/2006 3:43 pm

lol great methodman...smiling here and loving it


Seduce my mind and my body

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
1/24/2006 11:23 am

You have just scored mega points with the women on the blog, lol.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

tillerbabe 56F

1/25/2006 1:22 am

(giggling) Thank you!

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
1/25/2006 2:50 am

thanks ladies ,hope mike will not report me to the men,lmbao

OMG Tiller u back on my blog welcum

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