Feeling blue.....  

methodman1000 39M
1739 posts
1/26/2006 5:40 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Feeling blue.....

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. My fenders are too wide to be considered
stylish. They were once as sleek as a little MG; now they look more like an old Buick. My seat cushions have split open at the seams. My
seats are sagging. Seat belts? I gave up all belts when Krispy Cremes opened a shop in my neighborhood.! Air bag's? Forget it. The only bags I have these days are under my eyes. Not counting the saddlebags, of course. I have soooooo many miles on my odometer. Sure, I've been many places and seen many things, but when's the last time an appraiser
factored life experiences against depreciation?My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it - almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires

Guess today is not my day-hope you out there have a sweet and memorable day


rm_WARRIOR617 49M

1/26/2006 9:22 am

JUDGING FROM YOUR PHOTO THE CAR LOOKS IN FINE SHAPE. I'D BE HAPPY TO DETAIL YOU. I'D LOVE TO BUFF AND SHINE YOU UP USING MY TOUNGE.

I HOPE THIS PUTS A SMILE ON YOUR FACE. HAVE A GREAT DAY.

WARRIOR617


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
1/26/2006 5:12 pm

What the hell is the yellow thing in the picture?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/26/2006 7:09 pm

Krispy Kremes will do that. Yeah what the hell is that yellow thingie?


KDR305 46M/46F

1/26/2006 8:19 pm

Well, the photo faked out at least one player. LOL

Chin up, buckeroo.... I for one am always happy to see you. Even if all I get to see is the undercarriage. No undercoating needed there, my friend.

If it means anything, I know exactly how you feel. Every once in a while, I suddenly notice evidence of time's passage in the mirror.

When I'm feeling good, I see these changes as badges of honor. A road map to follow my course through this life.

Other times I just get pissed that my eyes crinkle when I smile. And where did those bags come from? Sometimes I just want to poke 'em with a needle and see if they'll just deflate and disappear.

Hang in there. It always gets better. You have many fans here in blogville.... there's always that.

And not just the size queens. You're a decent guy with many worthwhile observations.

Like I said.... chin up.


tillerbabe 55F

1/26/2006 11:57 pm

I turn 45 soon.. ie "Pushin'in 50!" WTF????? - you're still a baby! (I mean that in a good way!)


methodman1000 39M
1775 posts
1/27/2006 2:35 am

sexyfitwoman-thanks for stopping by,

KDR305-Guess tha what am gonna do-chin up,the pic was suppose to cheer me up,thanks

saint-who is kripsy kreme???

1hotwaine-nah its not what you think it is,lmbao

warrior617-hmm never judge a book by its cover,the pic did cheer me up a bit,lol


rm_4yousexyeyes 105F
307 posts
1/27/2006 4:09 am

I can so relate and I also want to know what that yellow thing is


TheLilFondler 33F
2576 posts
1/27/2006 11:37 pm

sorry to be off topic but thanx for the support *hugz

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
1/29/2006 4:01 am

The pic looks like she went for a wax and left a patch on!!

Cheer up lovely!! All will be well again soon.

Frangi x


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

1/29/2006 4:14 pm

*stares at yellow patch*


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/31/2006 1:52 am

wonders what yellow bit is..

giggles


methodman1000 39M
1775 posts
2/1/2006 5:59 am

tillerbabe-my momma never told me there will be day like that particular day,lol

4yoursexyeyes-thanks-the yellow thing.......

frangipanigal-thanks

mzhunnyhole-nah i might do something irrational,lol

coffeenocream-caught you staring,walks up to CNC*its rude to stare*,lmbao

silky-thanks for visiting(have you seen my kiss-my-ass list ptii?)


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