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well was kind of M.I.A-but thank God AdultFriendFinder has sorted things out,misssed all those who have one way or the other contributed to my blog,i got nothing but mad love!!its nice to be back
9/29/2005 6:22 am
You are a ray of sunshine
as you light up my screen..
Drawn to you this morning..
I felt am overwhelming need to smile..
Thank you so much ..
You are a treasure..
9/29/2005 7:06 am
blushes at pussnboots694...........|
9/29/2005 9:39 am
welcome back !!|
9/30/2005 3:19 am
9/30/2005 6:31 pm
Hey Method, do you think I could borrow your dick for a night or two? I promise not to scratch it up or anything like that. Can you just mail it over? I will pay for the shipping & handling, dude. What do you say? Don't be a tight wadAnd yes, I am going to give it back!|
10/1/2005 2:55 am
you are a mess mrnutt!!!,lmbao|
10/2/2005 8:36 am
Hey MrNuttz, I just returned Method his manhood. It was not a disappointment! lol|
10/3/2005 8:54 am
There was a song called "detachable penis" a few years back.|
I woke up this morning
with a bad hangover
and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time:
This comes in handy a lot of the time:
I can leave it home
when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out
when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment
and I couldn't find it
so I called up the place where the party was.
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
(because for some reason I leave it there sometimes)
but not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called some other people from the party
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed.
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue
towards St. Mark's place where all those
people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him,
He wanted 22 bucks,
but I talked him down to 17.
I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.
I was happy again.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but,
I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
10/4/2005 1:49 am
mike!!!!dunt kno wat to say.........|
10/5/2005 5:55 am
welcome back guy, have been on the look out for you.|