A few funnies for you  

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9/10/2005 6:24 am

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A few funnies for you

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They
were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave
came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days
and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore
with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found
something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from
the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead
at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached
to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 ..
please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-
bait the trap."

When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in
the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family
phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of
diarrhea, not gonorrhea." Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and
day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would
be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than
the big shit he always was."

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