A Pluck Before The Poke  

methodman1000 40M
1739 posts
4/26/2006 12:56 am

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A Pluck Before The Poke

While digdug41was visiting his old buddy methodman1000 and his wife chill57, a terrible snowstorm hit town, stranding him at the apartment. Since there
wasn't a spare bed or even a couch, the couple invited him to share their king size bed.
Shortly after methodman1000 fell asleep, chill57 motioned for diddug41 to come over. chill57 was certainly a fetching creature, and digdug41 wanted her-but he was afraid that methodman1000 might wake up."Nothing wakes him," chill57 tried to ally his fears. "If you don't believe me, pull a hair from his rear. He won't budge."Though dubious, digdug41 did what she suggested and sure enough, methodman1000 didn't stir. Encouraged, he slipped over to chill57 side of the bed and made love to her.
A half hour later she wanted him again: once again pulling a hair from his friend's rear to make sure he was asleep, digdug41 made love to her a second time.They passed the night that way; digdug41 yanking a hair from methodman1000 rear each time he prepared to make love to chill57. However after the sixth time methodman1000 finally opened his eyes."Y'know, friend," he complained, "I really don't mind you doing my WIfe, but I sure as hell wish you'd stop using my ass as a scoreboard!"

want2play926 45F

4/26/2006 5:47 am

LOL..........I almost choked on my coffee!!!!

Love it Method....


ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/27/2006 8:41 am

Method...Now that was funny as HellThanks for the laugh...


liptrip4u 47F

4/28/2006 5:14 pm

Yeah I agree to FUNNY..........

bardicman 50M

4/30/2006 11:13 am


I heard Diggerman was feeling guilty about getting your pussy and your wife told him not to worry, He wasnt know where near deep enough to be getting your pussy

I am not dead yet

digdug41 49M

5/8/2006 3:16 pm

god meth sorry I'm so late this is hilarious good stuff man

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

rm_chill57 35F
180 posts
5/11/2006 5:55 am


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