8 MORONS OF 2004.............  

methodman1000 40M
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10/6/2005 5:00 am

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8 MORONS OF 2004.............


1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself
inside his home. After firing ten tear gas
canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line,
shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun,Kidnaped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money
from his own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY!
A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop a! nd
asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself
for three hours until police showed up and grabbed
him.

5. DID I SAY THAT???
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a
robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself
during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words:
Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man
shouted, "that's not what I said!".

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???
A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My
wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch
without a ! weapon. King used a thumb and a finger
to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.

8. THE GRAND FINALE!!!
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located IN the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA,
some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they
couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going.
It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted
into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong.. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect
working condition. The engine ran fine, the
out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the
marina guys jumped in the water to check
underneath. He came up choking on water! , he was laughing so hard.
(NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.)
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place,
was the trailer

LadyFantasy68 49F
126 posts
10/6/2005 6:48 am

LMAO Very funny. Thanks for the laugh.


AlbertPrince 58M

10/6/2005 7:12 am

LOL


rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
10/6/2005 7:40 am

I am shaking my head and laughing, thank you for that its a nice change from all the other "stuff" that is posted on blogs

have a great day


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