merlion45 50F
549 posts
9/6/2006 9:36 pm

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9/7/2006 10:52 pm


The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

fantasyboy4you 51M

9/6/2006 11:50 pm

Wonderful. And you wonder why it takes men 'til the age or 40 to start to understand women..

rm_edwest2006 57M
195 posts
9/7/2006 1:18 am

that's why woman are hard to understand now i know...kekekekekek like the saying goes women will be women and men will be men you can't have the best of both world .... hahahahahahahahahaha

goodtry 55M
918 posts
9/7/2006 1:55 am

Must really remember all the meaning hmmm..., will take note of it next time when I come across such phase. Hehehee, let see how I can deal with it.

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
9/7/2006 3:59 pm

I could have used this about six years ago.....

merlion45 50F

9/7/2006 10:12 pm

yeah yeah.........so chose your name cause it,isnt it?

merlion45 50F

9/7/2006 10:50 pm

hi man..........

Wonderful Life isn't it??

woman and man are so much different but sometime they fight sometime they be a Lover,too

merlion45 50F

9/7/2006 10:52 pm

do u want to try again the same things......??

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