Just Jokes  

merlion45 50F
549 posts
8/16/2006 10:34 pm

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8/21/2006 8:46 am

Just Jokes

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down...and saw her husband was holding a device...a vibrator...soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely ballistic.

"You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids."

goodtry 55M
918 posts
8/16/2006 10:44 pm

haha, a vibrator that product kids. So take care when you make love in the dark, who knows what you are doing with.

merlion45 50F

8/16/2006 11:00 pm

yeah.........with the Tube maybe...........????kekeke

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