Sayings from Queensland  

meresu 56F
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6/9/2006 9:35 pm
Sayings from Queensland


Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Cleo Magazine


Beauty is only a light switch away.
Ergon Energy


Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Someplace Else - Brisbane


No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Gold Coast


At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Sizzlers - Mt. Gravatt.


It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Alice Springs


Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom Garden City.


Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
"The Paddo Tavern"


A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tyres or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's Restroom Inala

A Man's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tits or tyres,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Tyre truck Sydney Airport


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