Sayings from Queensland  

meresu 56F
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6/9/2006 9:35 pm
Sayings from Queensland

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Cleo Magazine

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Ergon Energy

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Someplace Else - Brisbane

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Gold Coast

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Sizzlers - Mt. Gravatt.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Alice Springs

Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
Women's restroom Garden City.

Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
"The Paddo Tavern"

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tyres or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's Restroom Inala

A Man's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tits or tyres,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Tyre truck Sydney Airport

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