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I actually Don't have net access anymore. Real bummer as I can only connect at a friends or at work. Work kinda frowns on sites like AdultFriendFinder. Anyhow Thought I would say hello.
After some trying times I think I might be able to come back as a regular poster in the blog. How is everyone? Things are better on my end and taking life day by day.
Currently I've been employed at a major company from July on. I've actully been working very hard and making the bucks. Health wise I am having some issues due to the fact that I have smoked from age 12 on. I am doing my best to quit. I am not too sure on where the long and winding road will lead me. I will live this life till this life won't let me live here anymore. I have been working on my life story. There is nothing harder than writing about yourself. You feel like your doting on yourself which in fact you are. It's kinda annoying at times. I miss everyone here and hope to be back online soon. Love to you all.
I am not dead or anything. Just busy and going thru alot right now. I don't have a internat connection due to some phone problems. Thanks for keeping up with the blog and I will be back. Keep watching it for more updates and I will be back in regular posting mode soon!
The topic tonight is one of grave concern. The save the Masseur Foundation has noticed a decline in the activity of the rare creature known as the Masseur. Normally known to be quite outgoing and loving creature, it is quite friendly and not known to bite except for when in the act of mating. Even then the Masseur is known to bite as a sign of affection and it is still not known if this is done for a act of marking it's own possessions. The Masseur is known to bring harmony to other creatures that surround it. The Masseur is a very open creature that needs the loving of a active mate that can keep up with it's energy and drive. The creature can be seen at times at the local watering hole drinking what can be described as water fermented with grains. The Masseur is known to write down stories about it's adventures in life. Though when depressed, A Masseur is known to stop this form of art and decline in activity. Our goal here at The Save The Masseur Foundation is to help bring this poor creature back to it's original active state. So please. If you care about this poor creature. Help visit where he talks about his life...And help to bring back a happy and healthy creature into the world again. Do it for yourself, do it for your , do it for the future of mankind, most of all do it for A Masseur. Adopt a Masseur today! Masseur_0 Masseur_0 Masseur_0
I had a dream where I stayed up all night snorting lines of Purplesaurus Rex in the Viper Room shitter only to wake up the next morning spooning with the "Hey, Kool-Aid!" pitcher guy. *Shivers*
I don't have a screenplay. There, I said it. I would like to be one of those people who has a screenplay and is always trying desperately to get movie execs to read it by such clever means as calling the movie exec every day and asking him to read it or impregnating his or lighting my screenplay on fire and flinging it at him while he's trying to eat lunch at the restaurant where I work. But I'm afraid I'm not that person at all. I once had a good idea for a porn movie based on the works of Edgar Allen Poe, but I couldn't decide whether to call it "The House of Gusher" or "Brad Pitt and his Pendulum" so it never got out of the development phase.
"It's probably just as well that I'm not fuc*ing Natalie Portman, because if I were, I'd have to make smalltalk with George Lucas and pretend his movies didn't suck."
A biochemistry PhD from the Univesity of Wales was moved to write in with further fish wine-related speculations. Enjoy this excerpt from her correspondence: Quite apart from the cost aspect, there seem to me to be a few small problems with the plan. As you say, fish is mainly protein, which is made up of amino acids. While yeast specialises in efficient fermentation of sugars to alcohol and carbon dioxide, the organisms that do the best job of fermenting amino acids tend to be Clostridia. Clostridia are more widely known as the genus responsible for, among other delights, tetanus, gas gangrene and botulism. I'm not sure which particular Clostridium species the Chinese have in mind for their enterprise, or indeed whether they've gone for an alternative genus of bacteria or fungus, but I'd want to be damned sure the wine had been cleared before I drank any. And I don't mean strained through a sock.
The other point that occurs to me is the nature of the end-products of fermentation, as follows.
Clostridium + amino acids ---> acetate, butyrate, propionate or other fatty acid derivative (depending on amino acid) + carbon dioxide + ammonia + (also depending on amino acid) various sulfides and/or delightful-sounding compounds such as "putrescine" and "cadaverine," but no ethanol
Extrapolating from my experience of the compounds concerned, the fish wine is therefore going to smell and taste like a mixture of vinegar, rancid fat, urine, rotting eggs, boiled cabbage, and decomposing corpses, enhanced by a subtle bouquet derived from the fish itself. On the other hand it will indeed be low in alcohol. Naturally low in alcohol, as the ads will probably say. In fact, totally lacking in alcohol.
I don't know... I'm just still not sold on the fish wine.
Paris Hilton. What can I say, except that I have no idea at all why I am accosted with images of her pinched, insectile face everywhere I turn. What's that, you say? One of her ancestors started a hotel chain? What the hell does that have to do with anything? As for the video, about which I have incidentally received no less than 8 billion spam emails: as crazy as this may seem, it is not my idea of a turn-on to watch poorly produced footage of a dude hitting it doggie-style with what appears to be a bulimic praying mantis.
