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Well its here again.
Did you resolve your resolutions last year? Were you resolute in seeing them through?
Na...course you didnt.
Its like Xmas, crap!
Once you get past, about, 12....then thats it. Presents are pants (literally!). If your religious I guess its all wonderful, all the pomp and belief.
If your just a basic pagan then I think it has passed you by.
Anyway...if you reading this then I have either bored the pants (that word again) of you or you are intrigued by someone stupid.
Perhaps Santas little helpers are subordinate clauses?
I wish I knew how much I could get away with and still go to heaven...