Stupid Fuckin Jokes Anyways.....  

marywannado 43F
1776 posts
8/2/2006 2:08 pm

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8/9/2006 8:35 pm

Stupid Fuckin Jokes Anyways.....

I know, your probably thinkin, oohhh, not more jokes!!! Just tryin to throw these in between when I'm thinkin about writing something or in the middle of writing something, but, hey, maybe you'll get a kick out of em... Oh, and to anyone that I might have offened with my story I did last post, I'm sorry,, don't worry, it ain't like I'd really wanna do that, geez...

3 men went to hell. The devil said to them,"You have come to hell, you must chose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3. He opened the doors. Room 1 was filled with people standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor. Room 2 was filled with people standing on their heads on a cement floor. Room 3 just had a few people standing in shit up to their knees, drinkin coffee. The men thought for a moment and decided room 3, it wasn't as crowded and you could drink coffee. As they entered the room the devil said,"OK men, coffee breaks over, now get back on your heads."

A certain college professor was notorious for gettin off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject, the evils of marijuanna. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors,"Used regularly, pot can cause psychic diorientation, sterility, cancer and castration." "What?" siad one of his students. "Castration, that's absurd". "No, young man, it's true". "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies"...


There ya go, I know.... fuckin jokes...


Sweetpickles69 47F

8/2/2006 5:06 pm

I loved the marijuania joke!

Peace,
Pickles


strongelk2006 53M

8/2/2006 5:08 pm

your naughty,,that last got me worried about pickles she likes 4:20 and then she????

So please be careful when you do things like that with me.

Peace,,,,,,,,,,,,,,coolness.............N.B.


Peace,,,,,,,,Coolness..........N.B.


marywannado 43F

8/2/2006 6:54 pm

foreignlover,,,
Hey, thanks... You have avery cool blog, no prob...


marywannado 43F

8/2/2006 6:55 pm

Sweetpickle,,,
Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny too


somethingelse40 74M
14676 posts
8/2/2006 7:03 pm

Do you believe in suspicion at first sight?


marywannado 43F

8/2/2006 7:05 pm

strongelk,,,
I try to be,, I don't guess I'd ever get the munchies that bad...


marywannado 43F

8/3/2006 7:31 pm

mzhuny,,,
Glad you enjoyed em...


stonerandsea 48M/50F

8/6/2006 1:10 pm

Girl, you crack me up!! I'm still laughin my ass off!!!!

I'm takin a break from loading the truck......we're actually moving the last of our stuff and should be stayin in the new house tonight....I was gettin a little stressed and needed some smiles, well, you just gave em to me.....thanks sweetie!!

Oh yeah.....you shouldn't worry about offending anyone, it's your blog girl, you can say whatever you want!! BTW, I loved that story

Big huggs

Sea


marywannado 43F

8/9/2006 8:35 pm

Sea,,,
Glad I could cheer someone up... Ya liked that story huh?? That's good, I thought everyone would hate it... Can't wait ta chat some more.. C-ya later...


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