Some Messed Up Questions  

marywannado 43F
1776 posts
8/3/2006 3:54 pm

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10/7/2006 9:32 pm

Some Messed Up Questions

Ok, I know, now I'm goin question crazy,, but hey, there fun so gives a shit... I might have been a tad too stoned when I wrote this tho...*cough cough* Enjoy....

1. Complete this sequence: Potato, firefighter, profolific...
a. yawn
b. 2,456,702
c. Beetlejuice
d. Fortitude
e. Violet
f. Concord
g. Yuppies

2. If you had to live the rest of your life as a fruit, I'd be a....

a. Pomegrate
b. Banana
c. Kiwi
d. Lime/lemon
e. Cherry
f. Tomato
g. Grape

3. I can't stand the idea of eating...

a. Crumbleberries
b. Green eggs and ham
c. Anything that is processed, stored, picked, or steamed
d. Alone
e. Toenails, unless there marinated...
f. Mango Salsa
g. Combination #3

4. Take your date of birth as a 6 digit number. Multiply it by the number of times you've brushed your teeth this week, divide the sum by the total pieces of underwear in your house

a. less than 100
b. greater than 100
c. 3,467,901.56
d. Huh??
e. Oh no, their on fire!!
f. underwear, what ubderwear??

5. If I could give the pinky toe on my left foot
a nickname, what would it be...

a. tiny
b. lumpy
c. apple pie
d. slim
e. I don't have a pinky toe
f. Adam

6. Choose an animal you are most like...

a. A ferel cat eating lemon meringue pie
b. An entire school of fish, swimmin in the shape of a shark
c. A one armed monkey readin War & Peace upside down
d. A drowned rat, reincarnated as a honey bee
e. A porcupine that subsists completely on lemmings
f. three oranges, oh oops their a fruit...

Told ya I was too stoned..

Cozy_Red 50F

8/4/2006 3:44 am

What a bogart

Love yer blogs.

marywannado 43F

8/4/2006 4:53 pm

Weren't they fun...

marywannado 43F

8/4/2006 4:54 pm

Did ya like them, did ya?? Yep, I like a garden with a 'variety'...

marywannado 43F

8/4/2006 4:55 pm

Cozy Red,,,
Hey.. Thanks, glad ya like my little ole' blog...

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