Just Some Fucked Up Jokes...  

marywannado 43F
1776 posts
7/9/2006 9:10 pm

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7/13/2006 8:05 pm

Just Some Fucked Up Jokes...


~~~~The Pot Paradox~~~~
An empty bowl needs to be filled...

A full bowl needs to be emptied...

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5 reasons you wouldn't wanna be a penis....

1. Your bald your whole life
2. You always have a hole in your head
3. Your neighbors are nuts
4. The other neighbor is an asshole
5. Every time you get excited, ya throw up, then faint


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A lightweight potsmoker will say: Take me home, I'm stoned...

An everyday potsmoker will say: Take me home, I'm fuckin ripped...

A regular potsmoker will say: Take me stoned, I'm home...

and the other guy will say,,, Me stoned, I'm too...




Sorry everyone, just being silly

Sweetpickles69 47F

7/10/2006 7:53 am

"Get High cuz Pigs don't Fly!" LOL! Now pass the bong!

Peace,
Pickles


marywannado 43F

7/10/2006 12:35 pm

longhairednikki,,,
I have no idea, strange huh???


marywannado 43F

7/10/2006 12:36 pm

mzhuny,,,
Yeah, that's whati say dammit...


marywannado 43F

7/10/2006 12:37 pm

Sweetpickle,,,
The bong's cummin your way... hehe cough*,cough*


moo_nips 57F

7/10/2006 4:30 pm

Having been to see da Dead at least a couple times prior to age 20

Must admit to seeing both this...and that

Once I was first in the pond naked.. that one time though

I vowed to remember names in the future

And ya know...oddly...I can still do that...and other stuff too!

What was that again?


moo_nips 57F

7/10/2006 4:34 pm

nikki...eazywide extrawides..the best stores have them


moo_nips 57F

7/10/2006 4:44 pm

Sweetpickles69...I do have a photo of a pig flying...and already on my blog...and..oh, yes..i have a poem for the occasion

Mary is now gonna ask me if i am ripped or somethin...duh...No of course not...i always drive like this..

Mary...your leg is hot! (that one anyway...don't know about the other)


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
7/10/2006 6:00 pm

    Quoting moo_nips:
    Sweetpickles69...I do have a photo of a pig flying...and already on my blog...and..oh, yes..i have a poem for the occasion

    Mary is now gonna ask me if i am ripped or somethin...duh...No of course not...i always drive like this..

    Mary...your leg is hot! (that one anyway...don't know about the other)
Um..........if I leave a comment, who answers it? Cause if I wanted to talk to you Moo, I would go to your blog. Considering I am not, I would prefer if Mary answered me. You may not be ripped but I am starting to wish I was.


marywannado 43F

7/10/2006 7:23 pm

saint,,,
C'mon,, ask away, I promise I'll answer ya...

Moo-nips...


marywannado 43F

7/10/2006 7:25 pm

moo-nips,,,
No offense, but no pickin on the commenters... ))


stonerandsea 48M/50F

7/11/2006 12:43 pm

mary..........LMFAO..........thanks soooooooo much, I needed that!!

Oh yeah, and "take me Stoned...I'm home!"

Sea{=}


marywannado 43F

7/11/2006 3:31 pm

StonerAndLady,,,
You're welcome,, thanks for stoppin in,, come again...


Looking0100 54M

7/11/2006 3:35 pm

Very funny post.

It made me laugh.

Keep up with the jokes.


moo_nips 57F

7/11/2006 5:07 pm

Mary..sorry to infringe upon postabills and other such insinuated lack of sincere respect...shit...i just mentioned that i had a pic of a flyin pig...and just like when i posted it, way back then...everyone wants to go to other issues...

and, when I...just said..."hey...isn't this a neat flyin pig"...but..it was always the same...i guess no one wants to see a flyin pig...just want's ta talk about it

what is up with that

I say..let's make a bet...I know a flying pig...those that doubt can send 100 bucks...lets all bet now and get back later for the proof

In my opinion the entire issue is that no one was brave enough to make a bet that a pig could fly and that i have i pic ...

let's see the moola


marywannado 43F

7/12/2006 10:26 am

looking,,,
Thanks for enjoyin em,, not everyone cares for silly jokes... Thanks again for stoppin in...


marywannado 43F

7/12/2006 10:28 am

moo nips,,,
That's ok, I believe ya got a flyin pig pic...


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