So Ya Wanna Be a Dork  

marnison 79F
194 posts
3/20/2006 10:09 pm

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So Ya Wanna Be a Dork

Go Ahead

Be MY GUEST

Let it all hang out

LET R RIP

Don't let the door hit ya in the ass

It'll be tooooo soon

he said,

As........she.........walked away

Monsieur

© Marni
smiles


somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
3/22/2006 4:10 am

Pardon me Princess, but I somehow seem to have gotten myself incredibly horny here in an incredibly short time no less.

the naked truth inspired ...

in response to some otherwise rather obtuse stimuli of course ...

My, my, my liege, that sounds simply erotic, my liege, simply the most desirably intoxicating vision I’ve ever had, that I can’t refuse: reminds me so much of that obtuse pickle of the cock wagging the dog, huh, shooting straight from the hip? Never mind the metaphors, shall we not just somehow go right ahead and impassionedly assume that ever rather intoxicating position of get down to the business of getting down: while you’re busy searching out my pickle, I’m busy searching out your incredible insucculence and manually testing your sensitivity to various heights and degrees of tongue lashings and various little ole organic sucklings of an experimental and somewhat personal nature, perhaps even with your rather succulent derrière up over your head at times and in all sorts of other rather exquisite and obtuse gyrations and positions, my pickle goes into ever increasing and upturned bone jumping, balls lapping, tail wagging, gut surging, and intensely lurching spasms. Have you ever heard of such a thing??? How about a little ole ride on that little ole throbbing sensation, that now somehow seems to be getting much bigger? Oooooo!!! Are you sure we’re ready for this? Couldn’t we just lie down and try it with you layin’ me down for a little ole while?

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somethingelse40 75M
14676 posts
3/22/2006 5:06 am

When we start makin´ love

I don´t just make love...

I be strokin´

That´s what I be doin´, huh

I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east

And I stroke it to the west

And I stroke it to the princess that I love the best

I be strokin´

Let me ask you somethin´...

What time of the day do you like to make love

Have you ever made love just before breakfast

Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show

Well, let me ask you this

Have you ever made love on a couch

Well, let me ask you this

Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car

I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car

And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:

´I´m strokin´, that´s what I´m doin´, I be strokin´´

I stroke it to the east

And I stroke it to the west

And I stroke it to the princess that I love the best

I be strokin´

Let me ask you something...

How long has it been since you made love, huh?

Did you make love yesterday

Did you make love last week

Did you make love last year

Or maybe it might be that you plannin´ on makin´ love tonight

But just remember, when you start making love

You make it hard, long, soft, short

And be strokin´

I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east

And I stroke it to the west

And I stroke it to the princess that I love the best, huh

I be strokin´

Now when I start making love to my princess

I don´t stop until I know she´s sas-ified

And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified

´Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name

She´d say: ´Lover Boy, Lover Boy, Lover Boy

Lover Boy, ooooh shit, Lover Boy´

The other night I was strokin´ my princess

And it got so good to her, you know what she told me

Let me tell you what she told me, she said:

´Stroke it Lover Boy, but don´t stroke so fast

If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east

And I stroke it to the west

And I stroke it to the princess that I love the best, huh

I be strokin´

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I be strokin´, Yeah!

I be strokin´

I stroke it to the north

I stroke it to the south

I stroke it everywhere

I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin´

I be strokin´ Ha! Ha!

I be strokin´

Monsieur - Strokin'

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freddyflea 45M
2 posts
3/24/2006 2:06 am

just looking for a play mate


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/25/2006 10:32 am

LMAO...that'll teach them...lol

lustytaurus


marnison replies on 3/25/2006 11:37 am:
It's about time.....lol
and there's plenty more where that came from!



um *thank's for @@ in.*

~smiles~

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