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OUCH !! My TOE !!
OUCH !! My TOE !!
Okay, this SUCKS... My right foot is almost half black!! It's swollen almost half again!!
An STD? NOPE... it was an SRA (Sexually Related Accident!!)
Not long after my post on Sunday morning, Maya and I returned to the bed for another 'romp'... then out to the living room 'cause she wanted to do it in my Lazy-Boy chair.
During the transition of locations, Maya was being 'feisty' and leading me to the living room by holding my erection like a frikking leash...
I took the corner alittle wide... and drove my right foot straight into the door-frame !!
Okay it HURT... but I was horny, so I cried for a second and then hopped over to the chair. Maya gave me a quick BJ to revive my penis (NO erection can survive that sort of pain). Then the darling mounted me in forward-cowgirl... we fucked and kissed and cuddled for another hour.
All that took my mind off my foot... I iced it when she went home, elevated it, cried some more. Monday I woke and could barely walk! I cancelled my one job for the day, elevated it some more, popped a batch of Ibuprofin, and tried to rest it.
This morning it was ugly I grabbed the crutches I've had for years and grabbed a cab to my doctor.
X-ray reveals the big toe was snapped CLEAN off almost... great swelling, edema, etc
So the Doc says I'm on my ass 90% of the next two weeks, walk with crutches only, wear the danged padded brace...
8/23/2005 10:01 pm
I welcome you to the House of Syn...
8/23/2005 10:22 pm
That's a horrible trade off. A nice night like that for the cost of a broken toe!
*note to self: keep shoes on from now on*
Hope it heals quick!
8/24/2005 9:11 am
Thnx for the sympathy & compassion... jacexprime2 And ladies are angry when some men wear SOCKS to bed/sex?|
I'm just laughing at how I'm going to have to file this with my insurance !!