Joke of the day.  

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3/1/2006 9:21 pm

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3/11/2006 6:26 am

Joke of the day.


A doctor, his wife, and their friends, another couple, met at the golf course for a friendly round. As they were about to tee it up, the friends wife asked the doctor for some advice. " Doctor, I'm a bit nervous about playing today, as the last time I was here, I had a very bad experience ". The doctor, annoyed by the woman consulting him professionally during his leisure time, was nonetheless polite. " Well, what happened ", he asked? She explained to the doctor that the last time she was there, she was attacked by bees. The doctor informed her that the country club had previosly had trouble with rampant bee populations, but they had been eradicated. This did not soothe the nervous woman, and she again informed the doctor that the bee stings hurt her badly, and she was in the midst of a panic. The doctor then advised her that unless she was allergic to bee stings, there were no long-lasting effects. Looking out over the course, the doctor asked the woman where the bees had stung her. The woman replied that it was between the first and second holes. The doctor thought for a minute and said, " wow, you must have a pretty wide stance. "

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