Jumping Through Hoops  

marcusgarvey008 45M
3 posts
5/18/2006 12:37 am

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Jumping Through Hoops

I have a friend in England who insists on referring to women as 'Hoops'. (...get it?) He thinks he's quite funny. I just thought I'd write that, as the title of this blog has to do with Hoops, as in Jumping through.

I just got out of a relationship, three years it was. I jumped through my final hoop nary a month ago... Now I feel like I have to jump through more hoops to get back into a relationship, or at least to find someone willing to have sex with me.

I would think that I am a good catch... I'm a bit of a metrosexual, so the gay guys keep winking at me. No, that's a closed hoop...

I put up an ad here, have to write the right things so that someone will want me to jump into bed with them. I try to be honest. I don't lie about my age, all my pictures are up to date.

On a side note, notice how many of my pictures have someone else blurred out next to me? That's pretty classy, huh? Guaranteed to attract the ladies, I'm sure...

Well, what other hoops are there? Oh yeah, I'm drug and disease free... No, wait, that's not quite true. I take the occassional toke at 420. I drink alcohol... that's a drug. Hmmm, caffeine is a drug, isn't it? Does that count? Do I make it through the hoop if I drink a coke before emailing a smiley-faced young couple who wish to be d&d free?

Or wait, do they mean they wish to be free of dungeons and dragons? Yes, I'm showing my nerdy side. Thought I am sort of metrosexual, and I DO have many pretty friends, live in a nice loft, and try to pretend that I'm cool, deep down inside I'm no more than the computer geek playing dungeons and dragons that i was when I was 13.

Back to the drugs thing... ALL of these people on here claiming to be "D&D Free"... Hmmm, how many of them truly are? How many take antidepressants? How many drink alcohol? How many are addicted to sugar, or caffeine? How many take Viagra, for that matter? Ooooh, I can turn this political! We sell our soul to drug companies here in Amerika. Yep, they have a pill for everything so you don't have to take care of yourself or look inside to find out what's bothering you.

So, now you know a little bit about me. I am a free thinker, I think I have a sense of humor, I dress nice, but really I'm a dork underneath, I am here trying to get laid, and I'm still not over my girlfriend...

Have a great night!

rm_LoyalCumpany 46M
3204 posts
5/18/2006 1:27 am

You know, I hate to be the first one to comment on your blog, especially being a guy, and being another straight guy, but...

I like the hoops analogy. What we men will do to get to and through that hoop can definitely be a freak show or a circus act.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

marcusgarvey008 45M

5/18/2006 10:51 am

Thanks for the first comment, despite being a straight guy...

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
5/18/2006 12:23 pm

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