Fell Gibson  

marathonman45202 53M
3392 posts
8/1/2006 4:32 pm

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Fell Gibson

"(Fell) Gibson is a sensitive soul. The war in Israel and Lebanon has left most people in a state of deep resigned sadness, but not (Fell) Gibson, who instead prefers to get leathered and bomb around in his car slagging off all the Jews." Heckler Spray (interesting site, btw).

Okay, I have a few things to write now that Fell Gibson is on my mind (and not for sexual reasons, thank you!). Since there has been some blogging about Karma recently, I decided to get her involved in this post.

So, Friday at 2:30 a.m. this idiot gets pulled over and arrested for DUI. He tells the arresting officer, "My life is fucked. I'm not going to get in your car. You motherfucker. I'm going to fuck you. Fucking Jews. The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Jew?"

Karma: Yep, asshole, your life is fucked! Numerous cocktails and 36 words later, you just fucked yourself! By the way, nice work threatening to fuck a man (who, yes, is Jewish) with a gun. Real smart, asshole!

He goes on to tell the officer that he "owns" Malibu. At the police station he shouts out to a female officer, saying, "What do you think you're looking at sugartits!"

Karma: Sorry, asshole, Malibu owns you right now, thanks to your stupidity. And "sugartits" (who also happens to have a gun, numb nut) is looking at a fucking brainless idiot.

The above-mentioned site reports that,"In the cold hard light of day, however, (Fell) Gibson has looked back on his antics and decided that maybe he could have gone about things a bit differently." (you think?) "In a statement he admitted that he had been fighting alcoholism for most of his adult life." (gasp! you mean this wasn't a fluke incident?)

Fell Gibson: "I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to another person."

Karma: Yes, Fell, you were just a little out of control. And, don't try to fool Karma, Fell. We know you believe the things you said are true. You've said them repeatedly in some form or other in the past. Don't forget, the environment you grew up in was steeped in bigotry!

Fell, you're not ashamed of what you said - you're ashamed you got caught and that your Saddam Hussein look-a-like photo is all over the media and press.

Fell, Karma has a sneaking suspicion that you are ashamed because so many of the powerful people in your industry are Jewish. Or could some of your shame stem from the fact that ABC and Disney are having discussions behind closed doors that could negatively affect your future?

Fell, Karma is also happy that you were apprehended before you physically injured another person. But, I'm sorry, Fell, Karma doesn't take too well to the hateful, verbal injuries that are inflicted on others. Karma just isn't very fond of sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic bigots. Karma only wonders how many other people you hate in your heart. (She is saddened that you hate yourself more than you hate anyone else.)

Fell, Karma reads that you are reaching out to the Jewish community for help. Admirable, because Karma believes that burned bridges can be rebuilt. Karma only wonders how this will affect the relationship you have with your conservative Christian community, which has strongly condoned and supported your bigotry over the last few years.

Fell, Karma suspects that expensive, high-powered attorneys will be hired to make the technicalities of this "unfortunate incident" go away. Karma (and everyone else reading this) knows that the technicalities can go away, but that the hate-spewing words that you consistently speak will have an impact that strikes deep into people's hearts and psyches for a long time to come.

Fell, Karma believes that everything happens for a reason, and that good can come out of bad. Karma knows that you will pick up your britches and move on. She suspects that you will continue to be successful in your career (hell, she wouldn't be surprised if you make money by exploiting this). Karma only hopes that this "unfortunate incident" causes you to take a hard and deep look at yourself. She knows that alcoholism is a terrible disease, and she knows that millions live in recovery. Karma truly believes that you can move on to be a better man as a result of this. She has seen it happen repeatedly in history.

Fell, Karma can be one big fucking steamroller, and you're in my way, so you better watch out or get out of the way, motherfucker!


Wow, this struck a chord in me, didn't it?



MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
8/1/2006 5:04 pm

Yet ABC/Disney has him directing a miniseries about the holocaust. I'm wondering if it's from the Nazis' point of view.

I really can't help it. "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" has become my new favorite quote. Let's face it. The man only blew a .12 and the old legal limit for driving was .10. Which means, he wasn't all that impaired when he was doing all of this. There are alcoholics who go through their daily routine with much higher BAPs and no one even notices they're drunk, they're so used to that state.


marathonman45202 replies on 8/1/2006 5:09 pm:
lol, sugartits! I wasn't even aware that he only blew a .12. That infuriates me even more. I don't think I could be that mean at .25 - probably because I'd be passed out. That makes this story even more ridiculous, though!

marathonman45202 replies on 8/1/2006 5:11 pm:
And, I can't even imagine what a mini-series about the Holocaust by this guy would look like. The Passion of the Christ was bad enough!

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
8/2/2006 4:49 am

I think what gets me most is the sickness that fame and fortune beset many people with. This belief that somehow they are apart from the rest of us, do as they please and treat us mere mortals with contempt. This goes way beyond simply being rat-arsed and legless.

We've had something milder in this country, but along the same lines, with David Hasselhof. Twice he has been refused places because because he was seriously drunk. Once was the drinks bar at the tennis tournament at Wimbledon (polite company sipping Pimms or champagne) the other was a British Airways flight.

On each occasion he has said. "Do you know who I am? I am The Hof!"

Does he seriously think that counts for anything when he is drunk and obnoxious?

The poet in me has a short verse:

So you say you're the Hof,
Well mate, you can fuck off!
And piss-artist Mel
Deserves his private hell.


They don't impressa me much!

warm


marathonman45202 replies on 8/2/2006 3:19 pm:
It's amazing what a lot of fame, money and ego can do to some people.

TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
8/6/2006 8:30 pm

dude, I have that exact same picture of ol' Smell Gibson. I DLed for a blog months ago.... can't even remember what it was for, but it freaked me out when I saw it.


marathonman45202 replies on 8/7/2006 5:21 am:
It's a scary pic!

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