Old Jokes: Aviation: Problem listings for maintenance  

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10/22/2005 2:49 pm

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Old Jokes: Aviation: Problem listings for maintenance

These are old jokes. If you want new ones, add them to the comment section, please.

Aviation: Problem listings for maintenance

Problem: Noise behind left panels. Sounds like a little man with hammer.
Solution: Took hammer from little man.

Problem: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Solution: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Problem: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
Solution: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

Problem: #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid.
Solution: #2 Propeller seepage normal.

Problem: The autopilot doesn't.
Signed off: It does now.

Problem: Something loose in cockpit.
Solution: Something tightened in cockpit.

Problem: Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear.
Solution: Evidence removed.

Problem: Distance Measuring Equipment volume unbelievably loud.
Solution: Volume set to more believable level.

Problem: Dead bugs on windshield.
Solution: Live bugs on order.

Problem: Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent.
Solution: Can't reproduce problem on ground.

Problem: IFF (Identify Friend of Foe transmitter) inoperative.
Solution: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.

Problem: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Solution: That's what they're there for.

Problem: Number three engine missing.
Solution: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

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