Adult jokes: duck & movie  

makesupregnant 48M
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7/15/2006 1:36 pm
Adult jokes: duck & movie

A man has a duck that he takes everywhere with him. One day he wants to go to a movie and of course the duck goes with him.
"One adult and one duck," he says.
"I'm sorry sir, we don't allow animals in this picture."
So he bought one ticket for himself then he went to the back of the theatre and put the duck in his pants. So he is sitting down and watching the movie and the duck, being the smart guy that he is, unzips the guys pants and sticks its head out. There are two girls sitting next to him and the one closest to him looks over and gasps, "Look that man's dick is hanging out."
Her friend replies, "Whatever, like you've never seen one before."
"I know but this one is eating my popcorn."

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