Adult joke ... rhyming  

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5/25/2006 6:07 am

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5/25/2006 6:09 am

Adult joke ... rhyming


Read somewhere ...

A lady walked into a pub and asked the men, "I'll give you $500.00 if you can make my rhyme rhyme with yours..."

Well the next guy thought why not, how hard can it be? "O.k.," he replied.

"If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?" The lady waited for an answer. "Well you got me... Here...," said the man in anger. So he gave her the $500.00.

She walked up to the next man and asked him, "I'll give you $500.00 dollars if you can make your rhyme rhyme with mine. Wanna try?"

He says "Sure little lady..."

"Okay...if my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?"

The guy looked at her and laughed and sayed, "If that shall ever come to pass I'll put my balls upon your ass, turn my dick into an oar, and paddle your pussy back to shore."




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