What I really wanted to write.  

madkitten 53F
433 posts
9/6/2005 2:18 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

What I really wanted to write.

I have decided my profile must be written in a language that only I can understand, a bit like my children never seem to understand NO or STOP IT, I still get the penis pics, I still get the one liners, like lets meet, lets cam, an email addy, very few actually tell me what I ask in my profile. Is is really so hard to think up a few lines about yourself or interests or am I really living in cloud cuckoo land that people just dont do that. I almost feel like putting a trick question on my profile that people must answer in there message to me, to see how many actually read the thing. Ok so I should stop moaning and be pleased that I actually get messages, Im not as young as I use to be and do have baggage as it says in my profile. But I took the time to write, rewrite and then rewrite again, though Im still not 100% happy with it, I would like to think it wasnt all in vain.

I so wanted to send this as a reply tonight.

Hi ---

Thank you for checking out my profile, though I dont think you actually read any of it, just looked at the picture.

You say you want us to meet up tomorrow and from my profile Im game, huh I live over 200 miles away from you, it states on my profile I can not travel far due to children.

I also say in my profile Im shy meeting new people, does this really mean at the drop of a hat I will meet someone who I havent corresponded with before.

Find someone local to yourself, that is willing to take risks.


Ok so rant over and sorry to the folks that do take time to read profiles, I know some of you do from the messages I get.

rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/6/2005 5:05 pm

kitten I read teh entire profile and even the lists and any blogs or articles before I reply. From what I've read here your experience is the norm. Maybe 60% (could be higher) of the males either lack reading or conprehensions skills. Oh well unless we can set science back Darwin will never win.

rm_OrgyStudent 57M
1 post
9/6/2005 8:03 pm


rm_L0lo69 52M
26 posts
9/6/2005 10:27 pm

Most of the times the profiles are not fully available or at least this happened to me. And after there is the question about if the profiles are 100% or not. What do you thing ?

madkitten 53F
291 posts
9/8/2005 9:02 am

Thanks for your comments, I was just feeling a bit fed when I got the message, bad day I suppose, I know that some people cant read the whole profile, but I think you can tell when some are telling the truth, they tend to go into more detail.

HughJarse2000 47M

9/10/2005 4:58 am

Email to : - - Madkitten
Date : - - 9/10/2005
Subject - - You know you want me baby !!!
From : Hugh Jarse 2000

Hi there
Read your profile the other day - really enjoyed it. Seems like we have a lot in common. I have a 15inch penis with a bell end the size of a tennis ball. I can hold my breath for up to 12 minutes even if I am gulping and lapping at you during this time. It's great that you have no ties and enjoy travel as I am currently living in Sydney. Can't wait for you to get in touch so i can start servicing all my needs on you.
have a nice day ya'll
Hugh x x x

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MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
9/11/2005 5:49 am


No need to apologize to anyone over your frustration. I'm sure we're all had similar experiences- I know that I have, and it seriously makes me wonder how some of these idjits feed and dress themselves (OK, maybe the latter isn't terribly important here in A dubF land)!

I really like your idea of inserting a Trick Question in the profile body, maybe some absurd non sequitur, just to see who actually catches it...

"Readin' Compry Hens shun? What that mean?"

(Hugh- LMA


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



madkitten 53F
291 posts
9/16/2005 12:49 pm

Hugh LOL, at least I know your joking, oh perhaps the sender of the orignal was as well. LMAO

madkitten 53F
291 posts
9/16/2005 12:50 pm

MisterPriapus Im still pondering on the trick question, something silly like how many boobs am I holding.

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