What I really wanted to write.  

madkitten 53F
433 posts
9/6/2005 2:18 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

What I really wanted to write.


I have decided my profile must be written in a language that only I can understand, a bit like my children never seem to understand NO or STOP IT, I still get the penis pics, I still get the one liners, like lets meet, lets cam, an email addy, very few actually tell me what I ask in my profile. Is is really so hard to think up a few lines about yourself or interests or am I really living in cloud cuckoo land that people just dont do that. I almost feel like putting a trick question on my profile that people must answer in there message to me, to see how many actually read the thing. Ok so I should stop moaning and be pleased that I actually get messages, Im not as young as I use to be and do have baggage as it says in my profile. But I took the time to write, rewrite and then rewrite again, though Im still not 100% happy with it, I would like to think it wasnt all in vain.
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I so wanted to send this as a reply tonight.

Hi ---

Thank you for checking out my profile, though I dont think you actually read any of it, just looked at the picture.

You say you want us to meet up tomorrow and from my profile Im game, huh I live over 200 miles away from you, it states on my profile I can not travel far due to children.

I also say in my profile Im shy meeting new people, does this really mean at the drop of a hat I will meet someone who I havent corresponded with before.

Find someone local to yourself, that is willing to take risks.

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Ok so rant over and sorry to the folks that do take time to read profiles, I know some of you do from the messages I get.

rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/6/2005 5:05 pm

kitten I read teh entire profile and even the lists and any blogs or articles before I reply. From what I've read here your experience is the norm. Maybe 60% (could be higher) of the males either lack reading or conprehensions skills. Oh well unless we can set science back Darwin will never win.


rm_OrgyStudent 57M
1 post
9/6/2005 8:03 pm

test


rm_L0lo69 52M
26 posts
9/6/2005 10:27 pm

Most of the times the profiles are not fully available or at least this happened to me. And after there is the question about if the profiles are 100% or not. What do you thing ?


madkitten 53F
291 posts
9/8/2005 9:02 am

Thanks for your comments, I was just feeling a bit fed when I got the message, bad day I suppose, I know that some people cant read the whole profile, but I think you can tell when some are telling the truth, they tend to go into more detail.


HughJarse2000 47M

9/10/2005 4:58 am

Email to : - - Madkitten
Date : - - 9/10/2005
Subject - - You know you want me baby !!!
From : Hugh Jarse 2000

Hi there
Read your profile the other day - really enjoyed it. Seems like we have a lot in common. I have a 15inch penis with a bell end the size of a tennis ball. I can hold my breath for up to 12 minutes even if I am gulping and lapping at you during this time. It's great that you have no ties and enjoy travel as I am currently living in Sydney. Can't wait for you to get in touch so i can start servicing all my needs on you.
have a nice day ya'll
Hugh x x x

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MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
9/11/2005 5:49 am

Kitten~

No need to apologize to anyone over your frustration. I'm sure we're all had similar experiences- I know that I have, and it seriously makes me wonder how some of these idjits feed and dress themselves (OK, maybe the latter isn't terribly important here in A dubF land)!

I really like your idea of inserting a Trick Question in the profile body, maybe some absurd non sequitur, just to see who actually catches it...

"Readin' Compry Hens shun? What that mean?"

(Hugh- LMA

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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madkitten 53F
291 posts
9/16/2005 12:49 pm

Hugh LOL, at least I know your joking, oh perhaps the sender of the orignal was as well. LMAO


madkitten 53F
291 posts
9/16/2005 12:50 pm

MisterPriapus Im still pondering on the trick question, something silly like how many boobs am I holding.


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