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Feeling Stronger and a joke
Feeling Stronger and a joke
After my post yesterday, and then re-reading it and the reply's, just sharing my secret made me feel better, seeing your reply's helped me put it into perspective and understand it for what it was a friendship renewed, maybe my marriage can be saved, I don't know, I have told him about this site, though mainly the blog side, and that I will be chatting to people from here and if he questions it, then its his problem, ok so I haven't been 100% truthful about what the site is for, and I'm not going to let him read my blogs, but I see this as no different than if I was out with friends, I wouldn't come home and tell him word for word about any conversations I had.
To show that I am still laughing, thought I would share this with you.
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,
at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
G: "Excuse me?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
G : "You're very welcome."
10/6/2005 7:34 am
roflamfao oh kitten that was great! I'm still wipping the tears of laughter from my eyes glad your feeling better cya later|
10/6/2005 8:22 am
**blank stare** K...I'm having a blonde moment. I'll read it again more slowly...better yet have someone else read it to me. lol|
10/6/2005 1:12 pm
Enjoyed the joke, love the smiling kitten and delight in the good spirit. warm xx|
10/6/2005 7:25 pm
Do you know what's scary ??? I live in the USA, in Tennessee, but I've worked with the public, and tourists so long that I understood basically every word !!! Thanks for the laugh MK, Take care !!! Cabo !!!|
10/13/2005 2:35 am
Glad you all enjoyed it, DT it took me a few reads before I could understand it.|