Feeling Stronger and a joke  

madkitten 53F
433 posts
10/6/2005 1:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Feeling Stronger and a joke

After my post yesterday, and then re-reading it and the reply's, just sharing my secret made me feel better, seeing your reply's helped me put it into perspective and understand it for what it was a friendship renewed, maybe my marriage can be saved, I don't know, I have told him about this site, though mainly the blog side, and that I will be chatting to people from here and if he questions it, then its his problem, ok so I haven't been 100% truthful about what the site is for, and I'm not going to let him read my blogs, but I see this as no different than if I was out with friends, I wouldn't come home and tell him word for word about any conversations I had.

To show that I am still laughing, thought I would share this with you.

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,
at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."

digdug41 49M

10/6/2005 7:34 am

roflamfao oh kitten that was great! I'm still wipping the tears of laughter from my eyes glad your feeling better cya later

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/6/2005 8:22 am

**blank stare** K...I'm having a blonde moment. I'll read it again more slowly...better yet have someone else read it to me. lol

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
10/6/2005 1:12 pm

Enjoyed the joke, love the smiling kitten and delight in the good spirit. warm xx

CaboWaboVHnut 56M
637 posts
10/6/2005 7:25 pm

Do you know what's scary ??? I live in the USA, in Tennessee, but I've worked with the public, and tourists so long that I understood basically every word !!! Thanks for the laugh MK, Take care !!! Cabo !!!

madkitten 53F
291 posts
10/13/2005 2:35 am

Glad you all enjoyed it, DT it took me a few reads before I could understand it.

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