Astrological Prayers  

madkitten 53F
433 posts
9/8/2005 12:43 pm

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Astrological Prayers

Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now?

Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.

Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?

Dear God!!!


Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the last time.

Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do you think is best?

Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the b*****ds don't deserve it!

Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating.

Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else!

Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!

Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.

ByteChaser2 53M

9/8/2005 2:31 pm

Being an Aquarius (or not, well maybe this week...) and married to a Sagittarius (I know... I'm a bastard, again, and again, and on and on... nag nag nag) and having dated a Cancer (and there-by finding out that God is actually a woman but making no definitive plans to figure out how I came by this data), makes me wish I were a Pisces! At least that way, I can over medicate on bourbon without shame and guilt

Peace and Constellation Grease!

five_speed 41M

9/11/2005 9:59 am

hilarious! so true it hurts!

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
9/13/2005 5:04 pm

voodoo doesn't get it.

madkitten 53F
291 posts
9/16/2005 12:57 pm

Byte, does that mean as a Cancerian Im GOD LOL

Five, or does that as a Leo your GOD LOL

Voodoo, neither do I, but Im hoping that will all change soon, LOL, Oh sorry you meant the post, I think it means Stop exaggerating.

GoodMorningBrew 51M

9/19/2005 5:25 am

Being a Leo, It is true. Maybe all Leo's know what it means without question. Personally, when God speaks, I listen. As in yes, God, it will be done.

madkitten 53F
291 posts
10/13/2005 2:08 am

GDB, sorry I havent replied before, but Yes I see what you mean, that makes sense.

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