Another week over, and another week further in debt.  

madkitten 53F
433 posts
10/14/2005 8:35 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Another week over, and another week further in debt.

Well its Friday again, another wet miserable day, still having car problems, brakes have been fixed, and its currently waiting to have a new cat fitted, and I'm still driving a shed on wheels. Now I have nothing against Mr Fords old Escorts, use to own one myself a long time ago, great little car, had racing seats, janspeed exhaust and a sports steering wheel, BUT (there is always a but isn't there) if you went round a corner with it the doors flew open, which was ok as long as I wasn't carrying unknowing passengers or happened to be passing a pedestrian at the time. Try as we could, we just couldn't solve the problem of doors flying open, even if I drove with the doors locked they still flew open. Anyway by the time the garage have finished with the my car, I will need a mortgage to pay for it.

Sex, wish I could be sitting here writing about sex, but the nearest thing I have had to sex this week, was a text conversation with Mr 1st Love, as to whether Mr Sainsburys would complain if we met up and had sex in the fruit and veg aisle, or if we would be better off in the tinned pineapple ring aisle, and if you gotta ask what's tinned pineapple rings got to do with having sex, then you have missed out on a fun messy, juicy time.

Though saying that the couple I met up with a few weeks ago got back in touch yesterday and asked if I wanted to play again, and as much as I'm missing sex, I'm not sure I want to play that way again, but keeping my options open on that one.

Anyway I will end on a joke for you.

Two cannibals, father and son, walking in a jungle. They find a young and pretty girl walking around. Son " WOW lets eat her, father " , Father replies, " No son, lets take her home and eat your mother."


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/14/2005 1:13 pm

Well for having a tough week you sure know how to bring in the weekend. The joke is very funny and true to life. By putting that here I believe you earnde a very nice weekend now go collect.


rm_TwiztedCharm 56M
456 posts
10/14/2005 1:14 pm

Well for having a tough week you sure know how to bring in the weekend. The joke is very funny and true to life. By putting that here I believe you earnde a very nice weekend now go collect.

HAPPY SWEETEST DAY


digdug41 49M

10/14/2005 1:32 pm

Hey MK I know the feeling as far as the sex thing goes,I dont own a car yet so I havent had the joys of taking one for repair and as for your joke today rofl have a good weekend luv and I hope to cya round blogland on the weekend

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


caressmewell 53F

10/14/2005 2:14 pm

Great blog! Thank you for stopping by my blog today.


ByteChaser2 52M

10/14/2005 4:47 pm

Oh baby!!! Kiss a frog. I understand that when a princess kisses a frog, a handsome prince appears.

And if that fails, Kiss ME! - I'm vaguely amphibian


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
10/15/2005 1:45 am

If you're gonna have sex in Sainsbury's make sure it's well away from the chilled food section. Do Sainsbury's have ring pulls on their pineapple ring tins? I think so if I remember rightly. Otherwise you've then got to go to the hardware section of the shop, ask a member of staff, because if you're like me you can never find anything you specially want, and get a can opener. These are small items that are often out of stock, and by the time you've worked out exactly where you're gonna do it the passion's gone, having been driven mental by the whole supermarket experience.

So, sweet kitten, if you're gonna do Sainsbury's HAVE A PLAN!!!!

p.s. I'd stick to the fruit and veg aisle.



warm xx


five_speed 41M

10/16/2005 3:51 pm

MK, do you mind if I file away that pine apple trick for future use?

I loved the joke!


bob18194 66M
2 posts
10/16/2005 6:41 pm

sex without caring , thats alone .


bob18194 66M
2 posts
10/16/2005 6:43 pm

sex without caring , thats alone . post 116655


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/17/2005 4:24 am

lmao love the joke


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