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madkitten 53F
433 posts
9/27/2005 1:23 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

295,000,000

Thats right typed blog into google and it came up with 295,000,000 sites. Wow I didnt realise blogging was so big, there is even a British Blog directory, though I didnt spend much time going through any of the sites, cant imagine any of them are as interesting or as complex as this one.

But it beat what I was suppose to be doing, which was writing my CV and doing an online book keeping course, heck I can do the paperwork, so why do I need to be able to do it on a pc, ok I know times are changing and I need to be able to do it so I can get a job, but its so blah.

Why is midweek so borrrrrrrrrrrrrinnnnnngggggggg.

So to cheer you all up a joke.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

I know its an old one, but these things get better with age.


ByteChaser2 52M

9/27/2005 2:14 pm

And my favoured toast - Here's to wives and lovers... May they never meet!


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
9/27/2005 2:32 pm

Well I've never heard it, MK... is sweetly funny.


digdug41 49M

9/27/2005 8:07 pm

I never heard that one either kitten that was good gonna share that with the wife

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/28/2005 6:42 am

I googled "madkitten"...over 30 sites, the first being a link to your profile. Just an FYI.

I've heard a slightly different version of the joke, but it's just as funny today as it was back then.


madkitten 53F
291 posts
10/2/2005 6:41 am

Glad it made you all smile.

DT, I know it seems to be quite a popular handle on different forums.


warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
10/2/2005 2:10 pm

It stays funny and improves with your telling. Thanks for the smile.



warm xx


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