On a Lighter Note!!  

macker1965 60M/42F
851 posts
1/8/2006 10:14 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

On a Lighter Note!!

After a few heavy blogs thought it was time for a blog on a lighter note. So here's a few jokes. Hope you enjoy.
Wife: I have a headache.
Husband: Perfect, I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin, you can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!
After 9th baby an Irish woman saw a priest. "I don't know why I get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air?" "Yes, said the priest, "your legs!"
Man comes home from the pub, very late & very drunk. Wife says OK smart arse, explain the lipstick on your shirt. Fuckin easy, he said, I used my shirt to wipe my cock!
Bravest man on earth is the man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick, smelling of perfume who slaps his wife on the arse and says, "you're next fatty!!"
The following are interactions that actually happened between Barristors (Atorneys) and witnesses in court rooms:
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Hope you enjoy.

lol Macker

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
1/8/2006 10:46 am


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/8/2006 11:01 am

i must say I love the heavy ones to..

keep blogging babes

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