On a Lighter Note!!  

macker1965 60M/42F
851 posts
1/8/2006 10:14 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

On a Lighter Note!!


After a few heavy blogs thought it was time for a blog on a lighter note. So here's a few jokes. Hope you enjoy.
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Wife: I have a headache.
Husband: Perfect, I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin, you can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!
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After 9th baby an Irish woman saw a priest. "I don't know why I get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air?" "Yes, said the priest, "your legs!"
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Man comes home from the pub, very late & very drunk. Wife says OK smart arse, explain the lipstick on your shirt. Fuckin easy, he said, I used my shirt to wipe my cock!
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Bravest man on earth is the man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick, smelling of perfume who slaps his wife on the arse and says, "you're next fatty!!"
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The following are interactions that actually happened between Barristors (Atorneys) and witnesses in court rooms:
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Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Hope you enjoy.

lol Macker

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
1/8/2006 10:46 am

Nice


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/8/2006 11:01 am

giggles
i must say I love the heavy ones to..

keep blogging babes
silky


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