Laugh and 'God' Laughs with You!  

macker1965 60M/42F
851 posts
9/8/2006 4:06 pm

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9/9/2006 9:05 am

Laugh and 'God' Laughs with You!

Got this email in the post the other day. It made me laugh. This is just a sample of the contents. I'll post the rest in a few days. Funny how laughing makes you feel better. Thanks God for laughter!!

"Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services :

"Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."

"The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals."

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight:
"Searching for Jesus." "

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

"The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a
conflict."

"Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you."

"Don't let worry kill you off ...... let the Church help."

"Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation."

"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.""

Macker


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
9/9/2006 7:59 am

OMG! These just cracked me up! I love it.


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