In Honor of Stupid People (NOT US)  

luvlee_j1 46F
163 posts
8/12/2006 12:06 pm

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8/13/2006 9:18 pm

In Honor of Stupid People (NOT US)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to what?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(say what?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


rm_DharmicDawn 65M

8/13/2006 9:28 am

I'm on my home and came across this Blog post.

If I may contribute.....on a rolled condom foil: "Open before using."

So, which do I use?

D.D.


luvlee_j1 46F

8/13/2006 10:12 am

    Quoting rm_DharmicDawn:
    I'm on my home and came across this Blog post.

    If I may contribute.....on a rolled condom foil: "Open before using."

    So, which do I use?

    D.D.
LOL.....this was sent to me in an e-mail...i just had to share it. It's sad that these instructions need to printed!


noordinarychic2 48F
242 posts
8/13/2006 4:04 pm

oh i am sooooo shamelessly stealing some of these!! It's not copyright infringement if you announce your intentions is it???? lol smiles....and i am so laughing my ass off!!! noc2


rm_pdiddyva 47M
56 posts
8/13/2006 8:31 pm

Do a Darwin Award search in google, those are some great ones there


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