A Cute Joke  

luvlee_j1 46F
163 posts
9/4/2006 2:08 pm

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9/5/2006 3:24 pm

A Cute Joke

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

> Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
> bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts
> her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
> The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."
> Boy - "I have a baseball."
> Man - "That's nice."
> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> Man - "No, thanks."
> Boy - "My dad's outside."
> Man - "OK, how much?"
> Boy - "$250"
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
> in the closet together.
> Boy - "Dark in here."
> Man - "Yes, it is."
> Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy , "How much?"
> Boy - "$750"
> Man - "Sold."
> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's
> go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
> baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

> Boy -"$1,000"
> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that,
> that is way more than those two things cost I'm going to take you to
> church and make you confess."
> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
> confession booth and he closes the door.
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
> The priest says, "Don't start that mess again, you're in my closet now

rm_acer57 59M
124 posts
9/4/2006 2:27 pm

Nice! Not what I expected!

rm_aranayd 46M
2014 posts
9/4/2006 2:53 pm

That was great.

EvilEvilKitten1 61F

9/4/2006 5:29 pm

VERY funny!


luvlee_j1 46F

9/4/2006 7:05 pm

i wish i could take credit.....but i get the funniest e-mails from my mom.

noordinarychic2 48F
242 posts
9/4/2006 7:27 pm

oh that is hysterical!!! lol ....just what i needed after a long day!! noc2

rm_pdiddyva 47M
56 posts
9/5/2006 4:47 am

OMG! Now thats funny

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